100+ Iconic 'Shaken Not Stirred' Quotes from James Bond

"Bond. James Bond."

"Shaken, not stirred."

"I'm the man, sir, who's going to kill you."

"I've always had a weakness for blondes... and death traps."

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."

"I prefer the original—strong and reliable."

"That's a Smith & Wesson—and you've had your six."

"I'm afraid you'll find me rather elusive."

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

"It's a well-known fact that men with inferiority complexes beat their wives."

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

"I never miss."

"I'd say you have a screw loose, but I don't think you have any screws."

"I’ve got better things to do than die today."

"My dear girl, there are some things even money can’t buy… like taste."

"You're not as young as you used to be, Moneypenny."

"If looks could kill, I’d be dead already—but fortunately, I’m very hard to kill."

"I admire your consistency, if not your taste in footwear."

"I wouldn't recommend it. The last man who touched me ended up sinking to the bottom of the English Channel."

"You’re not exactly subtle yourself—like a sledgehammer at a tea party."

"I always knew you were a cold fish, but this is ridiculous."

"I'm sure your mother's very proud—of your criminal record."

"You must be very proud—of how little you know."

"You've got the manners of a sewer rat and the personality of wet lint."

"I've been looking for a woman like you all my life."

"I don't know what it is about you, but I can't stay away."

"You're dangerous, Vesper. But so am I."

"There's something about you I like, Miss Taro. Something deadly."

"I’m not the only one who’s lost someone. Let me help you forget."

"I’m not good at relationships, but I’m willing to try—for you."

"I may be a spy, but my feelings for you are real."

"You make a man forget he’s on a mission."

"They say love is a battlefield. With you, I’d gladly enlist."

"Even spies fall in love—sometimes fatally."

"You’re the only mission I wouldn’t mind failing."

"I came here to kill time. Instead, you made me want to live it."

"I’ll take care of it personally—with extreme prejudice."

"When I'm done with you, you won't need a coffin—just a ziplock bag."

"I don't have time for games. Let's skip to the part where I win."

"This isn't a fight. It's a demonstration."

"I’ve faced worse odds—and still walked away with the girl."

"You brought a knife to a nuclear warhead fight."

"I don’t run from danger—I outrun it."

"You think fear stops me? I eat fear for breakfast."

"I’ve survived poison, betrayal, and bad tuxedos. You’re next."

"Let’s end this like gentlemen—with bullets."

"I don’t start fights. I finish them."

"You’re not facing a man. You’re facing a force of nature."

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

"The world is not so easily divided into heroes and villains."

"We're all capable of the most terrible things—if pushed."

"A man who trusts no one can't be trusted."

"In this job, the most dangerous weapon is truth."

"I used to think I was fighting for justice. Now I fight because I must."

"Every secret has a price. Every lie has a consequence."

"The line between good and evil is drawn daily."

"Sometimes the greatest act of courage is walking away."

"I don't believe in fate. I make my own endings."

"The dead don't care about revenge. But the living do."

"To save the world, I’ve compromised my soul. Was it worth it?"

"Trust everyone, but cut the cards."

"The best disguise is confidence."

"If you’re not paranoid, you’re not paying attention."

"Silence is louder than gunfire in intelligence work."

"Always have an exit—preferably two."

"The most valuable thing in espionage? Patience."

"Never reveal your next move—even to yourself."

"Information is power. Timing is everything."

"A watched agent is a useless agent."

"Assumptions get agents killed."

"Loyalty is rare. Verify it."

"The truth is often the last thing people want to hear."

"East or West, double-crossing is the same."

"In Berlin, trust is a luxury. Survival is the goal."

"Iron Curtain? I walk through it like smoke."

"The Cold War isn’t cold to those who bleed."

"Behind every smile in Moscow, there’s a knife."

"Capitalism or communism—it’s all the same when the bullet hits."

"KGB or MI6—we both serve our masters. But I choose mine."

"Freedom isn’t given. It’s taken—quietly."

"Propaganda is the deadliest weapon—because it kills minds first."

"I don’t fight for ideology. I fight for survival."

"In the shadow war, the victors write nothing."

"The Cold War never ends. It just changes fronts."

"Cyberattacks don’t need silencers. They’re silent killers."

"Your phone knows too much. So do I."

"Encryption is the new trench coat."

"Drones don’t blink. Neither do I."

"Invisible enemies require invisible responses."

"Terrorists tweet. Spies listen."

"Data is the new gold. And I’m the thief."

"Surveillance isn’t invasion. It’s insurance."

"The cloud has no borders. Neither do I."

"Hackers wear hoodies. I wear a tuxedo."

"Your password won’t save you. Only I can."

"The future of war isn’t fought with guns—it’s with code."

"I'm Bond. James Bond. And you are… late with my martini."

"I’d explain my plan, but then I’d have to kill you… and I need you to pay the bar tab."

"I'm not drunk—I'm just chemically confident."

"I don’t always engage in espionage, but when I do, I prefer shaken vodka."

"Q branch called. They said your ego needs recalibrating."

"I'm not ignoring you—I'm conducting surveillance."

"M says I have anger issues. I told him I’d file a report."

"I’m not late. I was delayed by an explosion. It was dramatic."

"I don’t need therapy. I have a license to kill."

"I didn’t lose the car chase. I conducted a tactical retreat—into a volcano."

"I’m not arrogant. I’m right—and stylish."

"My love life is classified. Even I don’t understand it."

"The world doesn’t need another hero. It needs someone who lasts."

"If I go down, let it be in a blaze of glory—not paperwork."

"They’ll write books about me. None of them will be true."

"I wasn’t born a legend. I earned it—one bullet at a time."

"When they ask how I died, tell them I smiled."

"Don’t mourn me. Just keep the martinis coming."

"The name will live on. Even if I don’t."

"I’ve lived more in one day than most do in a lifetime."

"If this is the end, it’s been a hell of a ride."

"Legends don’t die. They reload."

"Tell M I completed the mission. And charged overtime."

"For England? No. For duty. For honor. For one last drink."