100+ Alice in Wonderland Quotes: Timeless & Magical Copywriting Gems

“Curiouser and curiouser!”

“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself, you see.”

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”

“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.”

“I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!”

“Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.”

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“How do you know I’m mad?” “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”

“There is no use trying; one can’t believe impossible things.”

“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Who are you?” said the Caterpillar.

“I—I hardly know, Sir, just at present— at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“I’m not the same, you know.”

“Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: all the best people are.”

“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”

“The moment Alice stepped through the looking glass, she knew nothing would ever be the same.”

“I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

“I can’t explain what I mean. And being so long has made me short, you know.”

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.”

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“Have I gone mad?” “I’m afraid so. But let me tell you something—the best people usually are.”

“No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”

“If there’s no meaning in it, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.”

“Sentence first—verdict afterwards.”

“Then you should say what you mean.” “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least—at least I mean what I say—that’s the same thing, you know.”

“Nothing happens in this world by chance; it’s all part of a wonderful design.”

“Off with her head!”

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“It’s always tea time.”

“We called him Tortoise because he taught us.”

“You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!”

“I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“So many out-of-the-way things had happened lately that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.”

“One side makes you grow taller, and the other side makes you grow shorter.”

“I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?”

“I almost wish I hadn’t gone down that rabbit hole—and yet—and yet—it’s rather curious, you know, this sort of life!”

“When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of it!”

“It was much pleasanter at home,” thought poor Alice, “when one wasn’t always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.”

“I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

“I’m growing small again, and very soon I shall be passing through the keyhole—into that lovely garden.”

“I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth!”

“If there’s no meaning in it, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.”

“I can’t believe that!” said Alice. “Can’t you?” the Queen said in a pitying tone. “Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.”

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“There’s no use trying,” said Alice; “one can’t believe impossible things.”

“Then you should say what you mean.” “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least—I mean what I say—that’s the same thing, you know.”

“You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!”

“We called him Tortoise because he taught us.”

“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone, “so I can’t take more.” “You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter: “it’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’” Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’”

“Words mean more than what is set down on paper.”

“Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.”

“Time is a funny thing. It doesn’t always move forward, especially when you’re having fun.”

“I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

“Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different.”

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“Is this real, or is this just fantasy?”

“I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?”

“It was much pleasanter at home,” thought poor Alice, “when one wasn’t always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.”

“I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

“I’m not the same, you know.”

“I almost wish I hadn’t gone down that rabbit hole—and yet—and yet—it’s rather curious, you know, this sort of life!”

“When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of it!”

“I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth!”

“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself, you see.”

“Always imagine something wonderful is about to happen.”

“I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

“Never let anyone steal your imagination.”

“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Don’t just dream your life—live your dreams.”

“Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”

“If you knew time as well as I do,” said the Hatter, “you wouldn’t talk about wasting it.”

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

“Only the brave dare to follow their hearts into unknown worlds.”

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.”

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“Everything’s possible, even the impossible.”

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“Have I gone mad?” “I’m afraid so. But let me tell you something—the best people usually are.”

“I’m not strange, weird, or crazy. My reality is just different from yours.”

“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret: all the best people are.”

“No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”

“If nobody speaks, how will anything ever be known?”

“If you knew time as well as I do,” said the Hatter, “you wouldn’t talk about wasting it.”

“It’s always tea time.”

“Time is a funny thing. It doesn’t always move forward, especially when you’re having fun.”

“It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.”

“I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth!”

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.”

“The moment Alice stepped through the looking glass, she knew nothing would ever be the same.”

“So many out-of-the-way things had happened lately that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.”

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“Have I gone mad?” “I’m afraid so. But let me tell you something—the best people usually are.”

“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Everything’s possible, even the impossible.”

“Never let anyone steal your imagination.”

“Don’t just dream your life—live your dreams.”

“Only the brave dare to follow their hearts into unknown worlds.”

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”