100+ Belly Laughs Quotes to Brighten Your Day
When life gets a bit too serious, nothing beats a belly laugh to lift the spirits and bring joy. Laughter is not just a release; it is a powerful tool that connects us, heals us, and reminds us that life is indeed beautiful. In this article, we explore a variety of belly laugh quotes that capture the essence of finding humor in everyday moments. Each quote serves to inspire and ignite that infectious laugh that is so good for the soul. From witty observations to light-hearted jests, these quotes are designed to resonate, whether you're sharing them on social media, in conversation, or simply reading them for a quick mood boost.
"Laughter is an instant vacation." – Milton Berle
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." – Charlie Chaplin
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." – E.E. Cummings
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people." – Victor Borge
"It’s good to let your laughter outburst thoroughly and not keep it half suppressed." – Anonymous
"Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul." – Thomas Mann
"Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart." – Mort Walker
"The human race has just one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." – Mark Twain
"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one." – Oscar Wilde
"To laugh at yourself is to love yourself." – Mickey Rooney
"A good laugh is sunshine in the house." – William Makepeace Thackeray
"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities." – Jean Houston
"Laughter is an instant vacation, and the world is full of travel agents." – Anonymous
"Whoever said laughter is the best medicine, clearly never tried yoga." – Unknown
"A giggle a day keeps the grumpies away." – Anonymous
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." – Mitch Hedberg
"Laughter: it's cheap, but it's never out of style." – Anonymous
"Laughing at random things isn’t as crazy as it sounds." – Anonymous
"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." – Lord Byron
"There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do." – Amy Poehler
"Laugh at your problems; everybody else does." – Anonymous
"Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words." – Anonymous
"If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the morning." – Anonymous
"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that." – Anonymous
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are." – Will Ferrell
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do." – Anonymous
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." – Dalai Lama
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?" – Steven Wright
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it." – Anonymous
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." – Elbert Hubbard
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." – Steven Wright
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine." – Anonymous
"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand." – Anonymous
"I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out." – Anonymous
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." – Herm Albright
"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children." – Sam Levenson
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy." – Sam Levenson
"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children." – Dave Barry
"I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom." – Bob Hope
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." – Albert Camus
"If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?" – Anonymous
"Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts." – Anonymous
"Never let your children walk in when you haven’t seen them sneaking quietly somewhere else." – Anonymous
"If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning." – Anonymous
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing." – Phyllis Diller
"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot." – Salvador Dalí
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it." – Jerry Seinfeld
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’" – C.S. Lewis
"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much." – Anonymous
"Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them." – Anonymous
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked." – Bernard Meltzer
"We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence." – Anonymous
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship." – Anonymous
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." – Anonymous
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just take a nap." – Anonymous
"You drink too much, you cuss too much, and you have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend." – Anonymous
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo. What you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." – Oprah Winfrey
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes." – Anonymous
"We'll always be friends until we’re old and senile… then we can be new friends." – Anonymous
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." – Oscar Wilde
"If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock." – Claude McDonald
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." – Douglas Adams
"Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished." – Leslie Nielsen
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." – Sarah Brown
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" – Chandler Bing
"All you need in life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." – Mark Twain
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." – A.A. Milne
"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some for tomorrow." – Don Herold
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." – Bill Gates
"Why do they call it a "rush hour" when nothing moves?" – Robin Williams
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water." – Anonymous
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener." – Pauline Thomason
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." – Albert Einstein
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it." – Elizabeth Evans
"You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." – Melanie Clark
"Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park." – Anonymous
"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something." – Fran Lebowitz
"Romance is the icing, but love is the cake." – Anonymous
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." – Richard Jeni
"A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt." – Spanish Proverb
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate." – Anonymous
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years – then we met." – Rodney Dangerfield
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper
"I cannot afford to waste my time making money." – Louis Agassiz
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." – Will Rogers
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." – Steven Wright
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." – Will Rogers
"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug." – Anonymous
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." – Anonymous
"I’m on the gin & tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost three days." – Anonymous
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." – Natalie Wood
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." – Anonymous
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." – Benjamin Franklin
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it." – Anonymous
"I’m not crazy – I’ve just been in a bad mood for the last ten years." – Ouiser Boudreaux
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." – J.K. Rowling
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." – Michael Scott
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" – Chandler Bing
"Why so serious?" – The Joker
"To infinity, and beyond!" – Buzz Lightyear
"That’s what she said." – Michael Scott
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." – J.K. Rowling
"I’m only human, and I bleed when I fall down." – Christina Perri
"I’m pretty sure my guardian angel drinks." – Anonymous
"I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right." – Anonymous
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart." – Roy T. Bennett
"Not every day is good, but there is something good in every day." – Anonymous
"Laughter is the fireworks of the soul." – Josh Billings
"Joy is not in things; it is in us." – Richard Wagner
"Smell the sea, and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly." – Van Morrison
"Sunshine is the best medicine." – Anonymous
"Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day." – Alice Morse Earle
"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." – Karl Barth
"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine." – Anthony J. D’Angelo
"Be the change you wish to see in this world." – Gandhi
"Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are." – Marianne Williamson
"The best medicine is a big dose of encouragement given at just the right time." – Anonymous
