100+ Iconic Bill and Ted Quotes for Fans
Bill and Ted, the iconic duo from the late 1980s and early 1990s, have become immortalized by their unique blend of humor, adventure, and most notably, their optimistic outlook on life. Their timeless quotes have continued to inspire, entertain, and elicit laughter across generations. This collection of Bill and Ted quotes captures the essence of their friendship, wit, and perspective on history, life, and righteousness. Discover the humor and wisdom behind phrases uttered by these charming time-traveling rockers that resonate with fans old and new. From historical misadventures to memorable catchphrases, each quote embodies their carefree but earnest way of tackling life's challenges, reminding us all to "be excellent to each other" and enjoy the ride.
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
"Most unprecedented.
"Socrates... Hey, we know that name, Ted! We totally know that name!"
"Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes."
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing, dude."
"Catch you later, Bill and Ted!"
"I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and I'm Ted 'Theodore' Logan!"
"Excellent! Yeah!"
"We're history, dudes."
"Party on, dude!"
"Whoa. Alright, dude!"
"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"
"It's kinda like Napolean in San Dimas."
"Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease."
"Don't be dead, dude."
"Good thinking, dude."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"First off, I want to congratulate you for getting here in the most excellent manner."
"No way! That's us, dude!"
"Whoa! You're the smokescreen!"
"How's it going, royal ugly dudes?"
"What number are we thinking of? 69, dudes!"
"Put them in the Iron Maiden."
"Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!"
"Be excellent to each other."
"Party on, dudes!"
"Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn."
"Dude, are we dead, dude?"
"It seems to me the only true freedom is freedom from the heart."
"It's bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant."
"We are future dudes."
"We need Eddie Van Halen on guitar."
"Strange things are truly afoot, dudes."
"If only we can pass history class."
"I was just like you, dude, but now I’m dead."
"Station!"
"Party on, dudes!"
"Whoa, bogus!”
"Catch you later, Bill and Ted!"
"I am Bill S. Preston, Esq!"
"Yeah! Excellent!"
"Ted, dude! That teacher hates us!"
"San Dimas High School football rules!"
"Most triumphant!"
"How's it going, Royal Ugly Dudes?"
"Sixty-nine, dudes!"
"Bowling is most excellent!"
"The best place to be is here, the best time is now."
"The flimsiest of leaves hang in the wind, dude!"
"No matter where you go, there you are."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Let's reach out to touch someone not unlike ourselves."
"Things are getting rather strange, dude!"
"We are in danger of flunking History most egregiously."
"Incredible! We've got to pass, dude!"
"Ted, our band is going to be most triumphant!"
"We're on an incredible journey together, dudes!"
"You gotta have good, clean fun in life."
"Remember, dudes: He who laughs first laughs best!"
"Focus, Ted. We need to rock!"
"Taking off into time in our most excellent phone booth!"
"Why is time slow in San Dimas?"
"What happens if you get lost when you're outside of time?"
"These be some most historical babes."
"What if we are stuck in a loop of time, dude?"
"Where do we go to from here, Ted?"
"Life in San Dimas can be excellent, if we try."
"The sand of time is always slipping through our fingers, dude."
"Let's bag them! And tag them."
"So-crates is gonna come with us, dude."
"These keys have been in my pocket for two days! Brilliant!"
"Dude, it's time to claim our destiny!"
"Music is the rock foundation, dude."
"Every rose has its thorn. Just like every night has its dawn, dude."
"Our band, Wyld Stallyns, will create musical unity, dude."
"Music is a very powerful thing, dude."
"Station! Let's hit them tunes, dudes!"
"We will get Eddie Van Halen and that will be excellent."
"Ted, once we get our rhythm, we'll be unstoppable!"
"Let's make some history with these jams, dude."
"Wild music journey, here we come, dude!"
"With the power of music, time bends to our will, dude."
"Music underpins our whole universe, dude."
"No more bad tunes, Ted. Only the best from Wyld Stallyns!"
"I'm dead, dude! I know I'm dead!"
"San Dimas time is always a constant."
"How can we time travel in a phone booth, dude?"
"As you can see, they know how to play. They're excellent, dude."
"Your step-mom is cute though, dude."
"I'm telling you, dude, we're destined for greatness!"
"Whoa! That's totally you, dude!"
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, dude!"
"Remember what George Carlin taught us, dude!"
"That teacher, dude, is most heinous!"
"Socrates is mellower than I imagined, dude."
"Destiny is always our call, dude!"
"How's it going, historical dudes?"
"These wise dudes are from history, dude."
"We need you to come solve our mystery, dude."
"That presentation was intense, dude."
"A note written by my future self! Very thoughtful, Ted."
"You bagged him! Excellent homework, dude!"
"Where’s the golden age of history homework, dude?"
"Dude, we totally met Abraham Lincoln."
"Excellent sage, tell us about our history homework, dude."
"How are we gonna write our essays, dude?"
"Where did history go, dude?"
"We met many a historical friend, thanks to this adventure."
"The Golden Age of Wyld Stallyns awaits, dude!"
"The journey is as important as the destination, dude."
"The world is most excellent."
"The best journey is around the school in 80 minutes with an A+!"
"With a triumphant adventure, life becomes historical."
"This journey will lead to greatness, Ted."
"Abraham Lincoln is great history, no doubt!"
"We finally did it, dude! Passed with flying historic colors!"
"Dude, that test was epic like our journey."
"Our journey is most triumphant."
"At least we have a righteous destiny in sight, Ted."
"There's always time for a most excellent adventure, dude!"
