100+ Best C-3PO Quotes: Iconic Star Wars Sayings & Copywriting Gems

"I'm terribly sorry about all this."

"We're doomed!"

"Oh, dear! Oh, my goodness!"

"This is such a drag."

"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win."

"Why do you get to watch her? She likes me better!"

"Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be quite safe."

"I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."

"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."

"Oh, no! What have you done? I'm exposed!"

"That malfunctioning little twerp! He just shoved me out of the way!"

"Just you wait. They'll be mass-producing skyhoppers next."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"We're in trouble!"

"Oh, no! The sensors have found us!"

"I fear my presence is required elsewhere."

"It's too dangerous. What's going on?"

"Excuse me, sir, but that R2 unit is in prime condition — a real bargain."

"The odds of surviving a direct blast are thirty-two hundred to one."

"We're never going to survive!"

"Shut me down! Am I to be put up for sale like so many banthas?"

"I don't like the look of this."

"Something tells me I'm not going to like this."

"I hope we don't get blown up."

"I am here to take care of the young master."

"I serve Lord Vader now."

"I will always serve my current master."

"Your father would be proud… if he could see you now."

"I’ve been programmed for etiquette, not for blaster bolts."

"I’m responsible for the well-being of these two."

"Master Anakin built me to serve."

"I will continue to serve as best I can."

"I remain loyal to my programming."

"I wouldn’t dream of disobeying orders."

"I shall accompany you on this mission."

"I am fully functional and ready to assist."

"Good morning, sir!"

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations."

"You’re quite welcome, sir."

"I apologize for the inconvenience."

"If I may make a suggestion…"

"Might I suggest a more diplomatic approach?"

"With all due respect, sir…"

"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication."

"Please stand by."

"I’ll be sure to inform you at once."

"Thank you for your patience."

"I assure you, everything is under control."

"What's going to happen to me?"

"I'm not going in there!"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."

"Oh, terrible! Where is Artoo?"

"I can't bear to watch."

"Oh, no! We're lost!"

"I think we're in trouble."

"I hope we haven't made a dreadful mistake."

"This isn't right. Something's wrong!"

"I don't see how that could possibly help!"

"I sense considerable danger here."

"I really don't think that's such a good idea."

"Oh, wonderful. Just what we needed."

"That's *very* helpful, thank you."

"Oh, brilliant. Another near-death experience."

"Of course, why didn't I think of that?"

"Now *this* is going to go smoothly."

"Perfect. Just perfect."

"Well, that was *entirely* predictable."

"Another happy landing."

"I'm sure *that* won't come back to haunt us."

"Oh yes, because *that* worked so well last time."

"Let’s just rush headlong into danger, shall we?"

"I’m thrilled. Absolutely thrilled."

"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication."

"I think he means that we shouldn't go that way."

"It appears to be some kind of primitive dialect."

"I believe they call it a 'bantha'."

"He says his people use them for slave labor."

"I don't know how to say this, but I think Master Luke is destined to destroy the Jedi."

"They appear to be using a very old dialect."

"I'm picking up a signal… It's a distress transmission."

"I recognize that ship; it's a TIE fighter!"

"That's no moon… It's a space station."

"Artoo says the chances of survival are approximately seventy-five point four percent."

"He says he speaks seventeen languages."

"I'm going with you. This could be our only chance."

"I've been in worse scrapes than this."

"I'm not entirely useless, you know."

"I have served the Republic and the Rebellion."

"I may not be built for combat, but I stand with you."

"I will translate, even if it costs me."

"Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart."

"I may be metal, but I have a heart."

"I will not abandon my friends."

"Even droids can make a difference."

"I might surprise you yet."

"Courage isn't measured in circuits."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"One moment, please. I must compute this."

"Logic dictates that we proceed with caution."

"Perhaps there is another explanation."

"Life is full of surprises, especially when you least expect them."

"Even droids dream of being more."

"I suppose it’s only natural to fear the unknown."

"There is always another way."

"The future is uncertain, even for those who calculate odds."

"Hope is not a program, but I choose to believe."

"We are all part of a larger system."

"Perhaps meaning is something we create."

"I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations."

"R2-D2, where are you?"

"We're doomed!"

"Oh, my goodness!"

"Help me! Somebody! Help me!"

"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan."

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one."

"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win."

"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication."

"That's no moon… It's a space station."

"I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."

"Hello, sir."