100+ Best Deadpool Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Think
A malevolent mix of sarcasm, humor, and heart, Deadpool has left audiences with a plethora of unforgettable quotes. In this article, we dive into some of the most iconic lines from the Deadpool movies, showcasing the unique blend of comedy and action that defines this beloved anti-hero. From his darkly comical approach to life to his breaking of the fourth wall, these quotes encapsulate the essence of Deadpool's character, making it clear why he's such a fan favorite. Readers will find themselves reliving the most epic and hilarious moments from both films as we present ten thematic categories, each featuring twelve of the best quotes to tickle your funny bone or tug at your heartstrings. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this collection of Deadpool quotes that will undoubtedly leave you entertained and maybe even inspired!
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s."
"I'm touching myself tonight."
"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"You know what's hard about being the one people love? The parties, the paparazzi, the groupies. Say hello to my little friend, Jackpot!"
"You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a shish kebab.' Surprised?"
"I wear red so the bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea—he wore the brown pants."
"Cue the music. It’s about to get all ‘1980s up in here."
"I’m sorry, I’m so turned on right now I could out-explode Michael Bay."
"I never say this, but don’t swallow."
"You look like you got bitten by a radioactive Shar-Pei."
"You’re probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?' I can’t tell you, but it does rhyme with ‘Polverine.’"
"I don’t have a lot of friends. You’re on my five list."
"Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like... sixteen walls!"
"People say you can't buy happiness. You can rent it for three hours at a time if you're an actor."
"I'm no hero, but guess what? I am Johnson. Charles Johnson."
"It's like the studio couldn't afford another X-Men."
"Captain Deadpool... Nah, just Deadpool."
"Oh, hello there! I bet you're wondering why I brought you here tonight."
"Maximum effort!"
"I'm going to touch myself tonight. Wait, no, already did that."
"You do not want to miss naptime with F bombs. That’s just science."
"Is it just me, or does that sound righteous as f*ck?"
"It's like I’ve written two different storylines just for the bathroom breaks."
"You’re still here? It’s over. Go home!"
"You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you."
"Even with all the unexpected twists that life has to offer, it’s a journey worth taking."
"Life is an adventure that’s best traveled with friends. And a sword."
"Don’t let anyone tell you your story is impossible. Prove them wrong."
"I’m living proof that what doesn’t kill you just makes you... stranger."
"Remember to take life one chimichanga at a time."
"We can’t protect those we love, but we can stand by them."
"Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. It's the story of my life."
"Find what you love and let it consume you."
"Sometimes, four or five moments are all it takes to change everything."
"With great power comes great irresponsibility."
"Nobody ever changed the world by being like everyone else."
"I’m not Cupid, but I’m a certified partner-in-crime matchmaker."
"Bro code. Never leave a brother hanging when Tacos are around."
"Here's looking at you, kid. No, seriously, look somewhere else."
"In life’s journey, save some tickets for those you care about."
"You mess with the Dead, you get the Pool."
"I'm... low-key feeling supportive right now. Don’t tell anyone."
"Eat. Sleep. Go on adventures with your BFF. Repeat."
"Together, we are beyond unlimited."
"I never say goodbye, leaves the door open for free food."
"I’m the chips to his guac, the crème to his brulée."
"We can face any challenge—as long as tacos are involved."
"I gave him a friendship bracelet, but that’s confidential."
"Do I do bad things on occasion? Yes. But only when provoked. Or bored."
"To know the villain is to love the hero—I'm just a misunderstood anti-hero."
"They say hell is a party I’m gonna crash. RSVP included."
"I rob the rich, and the not-so-rich. Not a Robin Hood story here."
"Villains are just misunderstood anti-heroes with worse PR."
"There's a certain dash of finesse in villainy. And I dash a lot."
"It's mind over matter—with a bit of death and decay."
"The trick to being a villain? It’s all in the presentation."
"I've got issues that even a good villain therapist can't fix."
"Why so serious? Oh wait, that’s someone else's line."
"My plans may be villainous, but my heart is fairly neutral."
"Heroes need villains to be heroes; villains need tacos."
"The love of my life? That’s easy—tacos."
"Never let the love of your life be the one that got away, unless it’s Taco Tuesday."
"When in doubt, love ferociously."
"Love is what got me here; a great shot and some tequila did the rest."
"Don’t underestimate the power of true love, and a plate of nachos."
"Being in love’s the easy part. It’s the getting shot at part that’s hard."
"Cupid’s a bad aim, that's why I’m here sporting 'this' look."
"Love is wild, unpredictable, and a deadly game I win at."
"Everybody finds love, some just have to blast through walls for it."
"I fell for her like heart eyes emoji, but with actual eyeballs."
"True love waits... until after the credits roll."
"The greatest love story ever told was mine—mostly because it features tacos."
"If you think the future’s uncertain, buddy, welcome to my world."
"In 20 years, we’ll be laughing at how ‘normal’ today was."
"The future looks bright, except for the part with robots and cats ruling the earth."
"My time machine's in the shop, time-traveling etiquette be damned."
"Even superheroes can’t predict what’s next; we learn to improvise."
"One thing’s for sure—I'll be in the sequel."
"Time is a flat circle—a circle full of hilarity."
"In the future, keep your friends close, and your chimichangas closer."
"Technology's great, but my healing factor is better."
"When you’ve seen one alternate universe, the rest become predictable."
"Forget tomorrow, I finish my tacos today."
"The real future? It's already behind us."
"I bring a new meaning to Netflix and chill."
"I see memes people don’t even know they’re making yet."
"If Sabretooth can’t fix his sideburns, I can’t trust Marvel hairstyles."
"It’s not rocket science. Oh wait, my friend Rocket does science."
"You had me at 'Hello Kitty fanatic.'"
"There’s nothing wrong with believing you’re a hero; just don’t forget your comics."
"Consider this revenge of the nerds. Go geek or go home."
"One 'shoop da woop' away from ending it all on Xbox Live."
"Catch me on the flip side—of the pop culture reference book."
"Drinking game: Every time I make a pop culture reference, take a shot."
"When they said 'live fast die young,' I joined the wrong fandom."
"There’s plenty more where that came from, provided I reload."
"I’m the hero this world doesn’t need, but the one it deserves."
"Who needs saving when you’ve got me? Also, tacos."
"Don’t look up to me; look eye level—I’m about 6’2” in heels."
"We all have the inner hero just waiting to be cursed out."
"Heroes save the day, but legends defy genres."
"Put a stop to crime, or at the very least, inconvenience it a bit."
"The magic is in survival, and possibly in my flask."
"If we get out of this alive, I’ll accept my hero award in cash."
"I don’t do sidekicks, unless it's for side salad."
"Being a hero’s mostly about timing, and having a sick costume."
"I’m so amazing, I only put myself in mild peril."
"There’s a fine line between heroism and being over-the-top—I'm on both sides."
"A wise man once said, it’s Taco Time—I'm that man."
"Living my best life, one sarcastic intervention at a time."
"Chimichangas first, then we save the world."
"Take risks. Regret nothing. Except maybe piercings."
"Cross my heart, full of stuffing."
"The only constant in life is change and Taco Bell dollar menus."
"I'm just trying to be frosty and morally ambiguous."
"Why change the world when I can change the pizza guy’s phone number?"
"Get a life—a superhero one if possible."
"Living life upside-down until I get un-dizzy."
"What’s life without a little bit of chaos and card games?"
"If you’re going to live, you gotta learn to let laughter help."
