100+ Dumb and Dumber Movie Quotes That Are Hilariously Iconic
In the zany and comedic world of "Dumb and Dumber," the characters Harry and Lloyd deliver an array of memorable quotes that have delighted fans for decades. This article explores these quotes under various themes, drawing insights into the film's hilarious and idiosyncratic look at life. The quotes from this film serve not only as a source of laughter but also as a reflection of its unique charm that keeps audiences entertained. With 10 subtitles encapsulating thematic elements from elements of friendship, everyday life blunders, and unexpected wisdom, we delve into the essence of what makes "Dumb and Dumber" an enduring favorite in pop culture. Each section lists twelve quotes, showcasing the duo's unforgettable banter. The humor-filled journey through these quotes aims to highlight the lasting appeal of the movie, inviting both nostalgia and newfound appreciation for those moments that make the film both absurdly funny and oddly profound.
“I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!”
“We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off!”
“It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah!”
“That’s it, I’ve had it with this dump! We’ve got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!”
“You’re it. You’re it. You’re it, quitsies! You’re it, quitsies no anties, no startsies!”
“Yeah, but John Denver is full of [expletive], man.”
“The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.”
“We got no food, no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off!”
“Nice set of hooters you got there!”
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!”
“Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!”
“You are one pathetic loser.”
“Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
“Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
“Harry, I took care of it.”
“According to the map, we’ve only gone four inches.”
“You mean not good like one out of a hundred?”
“I got worms!”
“Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know; I wasn’t really paying attention.”
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn’t even have a head!”
“What if he shot me in the face?”
“Well, it’s not gonna do us any good here at all.”
“Harry, your hands are freezing!”
“We’re just gonna go out there and rip off the people and get paid. Wooow! We’re gonna be rich!”
“I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!”
“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?”
“Pull over! No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!”
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.”
“Well, if that happens, I got a few more places. It'll be my pleasure.”
“The monorail. What'd you call it? That place. We'll take a flight.”
“Have you ever heard of Colorado, sea bass?”
“Why don't you eat up, and we'll tell you everything you played?”
“I'm talking about the French accent.”
“Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
“I swallowed a big junebug on the way to the Andes.”
“Hey, what are you gonna do?”
“Why would she have you look on a plane?”
“We got a little lost.”
“I'm gonna work with it.”
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”
“Remember what happens!”
“This just isn't my day.”
“I charged him on it.”
“I miss Emily, see?”
“It only happens when I’m nervous.”
“I was ahead of you.”
“Harry, you're alive! And you're a horrible shot!”
“I'm talkin' about a place where they're laughed right out of a sewer.”
“Hey! Check out the fun bags on that hose hound.”
“Mock... yeah! Sing... yeah!”
“Just, hand me that red book.”
“That sounds pretty bad.”
“Well guys, it's been a long trip.”
“That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?”
“Yes sir, right away sir.”
“Oh, that's a good news.”
“We need to talk. It's almost closing time.”
“I took a trip down to the blue moon of Kentucky.”
“Lloyd, that's really irrational.”
“I fell off the coming wave.”
“We're not in the wrong. But we didn’t find it.”
“We found it only after you get a chance to do it!”
“Save the trip. I’m not going!”
“What are the chances of a guy like you?”
“It appears you don't have the right kind of worms?”
“Check out places that you’ve never been to.”
“You're angry!”
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly go any dumber...”
“We need a little more adventure.”
“I'm gonna hang by this booth, drop the details.”
“I took the high roads, more fun that way.”
“We’ll take the toaster and the microwave.”
“A lot of pressure you know, right now.”
“We need to focus on nothing but the ends.”
“The essence of it, it's all a dream.”
“I hear you listen. Good.”
“I’m, like, argumentative here.”
“This is not going to end well.”
“It's enlightening to be really clueless.”
“It’s not right like that.”
“Why does that never bother you?”
“I’m pretty sure it doesn’t require two of us.”
“Just once, I’ll do it right there.”
“Pull the van over, Lloyd.”
“You smell that? The fun's all over!”
“A little radio in the van.”
“The van looks good to go.”
“Do not, I repeat, do not go there.”
“You’re wrong again, crazy guy.”
“I give you Mr. Know Nothing!”
“It’s not worth it, Lloyd.”
“We're housed by this rig’s odyssey one more time.”
“You’re in the open road in this van.”
“No just turn the van off, no big deal.”
“Yeah, the van was crazy there.”
“I think we just found a clue!”
“Why don’t we repeat that mistake?”
“You missed that chance there!”
“I didn't know you could play that card.”
“I’m taking out the right guy.”
“I won at making mistakes!”
“This mistake was way too big, dude.”
“I do blunders in style!”
“There's always a way to fix the stupid.”
“I bet you never saw this mistake coming.”
“All we can do is try again and laugh!”
“Yeah, missed by that much!”
“You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
“Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.”
“The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.”
“We got no food, no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off!”
“Nice set of hooters you got there!”
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!”
“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?”
“Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
“Harry, your hands are freezing!”
“Just once, I’d like to do something right.”
“Our pets' heads are fallin' off!”
“You're telling me there's a chance. Yeah!”
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