100+ Memorable Quotes from Friends That Will Make You Laugh and Cry

Making its debut in 1994, the TV show "Friends" captured the hearts of millions across the world with its delightful portrayal of friendship, humor, and the ups and downs of life in New York City. With its relatable characters and witty dialogue, the series left an indelible mark on pop culture. In this article, we delve into the most memorable quotes from the show, divided into meaningful categories that capture the essence of friendship, love, and hilarity. Each subtitle encapsulates a distinctive aspect of "Friends," and the quotes chosen aim to resonate with those timeless moments that continue to bring joy and laughter to audiences everywhere.
“I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too.” — The Rembrandts
“It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” — Rachel Green
“Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you're not married, right?" — Monica Geller
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” — Monica Geller
“You're my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“Could I BE any more... [insert context]?” — Chandler Bing
“It’s like all my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe?” — Rachel Green
“How you doin’?” — Joey Tribbiani
“Oh, come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.” — Monica Geller
“I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” — Phoebe Buffay
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” — Joey Tribbiani
“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” — Chandler Bing
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” — Joey Tribbiani
“If I don’t input that data...it doesn’t make much of a difference.” — Chandler Bing
“Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!” — Rachel Green
“Why don't you tell me what you do know, and I'll fill in the blanks?” — Ross Geller
"Pivot!" — Ross Geller
“I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” — Rachel Green
“My eyes! My eyes!” — Phoebe Buffay
“I have one word for you: duck.” — Chandler Bing
“It's like all my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe?” — Rachel Green
“You’re my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“You are my Ross. Now and forever.” — Rachel Green
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“Isn't it better to have things you never wanted, than to never have had them at all?” — Ross Geller
“I got off the plane.” — Rachel Green
“You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” — Joey Tribbiani
“You're worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.” — Monica Geller
“I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“I want to be with you.” — Rachel Green
“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” — Phoebe Buffay
"I tell you when I'm having a good hair day or if we're on a break!" — Ross Geller
“Could I BE any more... [insert context]?” — Chandler Bing
“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” — Rachel Green
“How you doin’?” — Joey Tribbiani
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” — Phoebe Buffay
“Hello, Mrs. Ross!” — Monica Geller
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” — Joey Tribbiani
“I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” — Phoebe Buffay
“And I have to live with a boy!” — Monica Geller
“My diamond shoes are too tight!” — Chandler Bing
“Well, maybe I’m not as ‘nice’ as you thought!” — Ross Geller
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” — Monica Geller
“It's like all my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe?” — Rachel Green
“The world is my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.” — Heath Ledger
“If it’s not your week, you keep fighting for it anyway.” — Ross Geller
“Sometimes things just happen. You don’t have to think about it, just feel it.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Always be there for your friends, and they’ll be there for you.” — Joey Tribbiani
“A selfless friend is the best kind of friend.” — Monica Geller
“Before I didn't care, now it's all I can think about.” — Ross Geller
“Life is about the ride, not the destination.” — Chandler Bing
“Someone you love will bring laughter into your life.” — Rachel Green
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” — Phoebe Buffay
“My sandwich! MY SANDWICH!” — Ross Geller
“How can I be over her? I was never under her.” — Chandler Bing
“It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore!” — Chandler Bing
“What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good.” — Joey Tribbiani
“It's like living with a 6-year-old.” — Monica Geller
“Santa, the Holiday Armadillo wants to give you a present!” — Ross Geller
“Hey, buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.” — Chandler Bing
“Here come the meat sweats.” — Joey Tribbiani
“That's not even a word!” — Monica Geller
“You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!” — Chandler Bing
“I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing
“If I don’t input that data...it doesn’t make much of a difference.” — Chandler Bing
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” — Monica Geller
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” — Joey Tribbiani
“Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!” — Rachel Green
“Can we drop the ‘Y’ bombs? I mean, y’know, get past it?” — Ross Geller
“That's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.” — Joey Tribbiani
“I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.” — Chandler Bing
“Oh man, I'm going to miss the opportunity to get rid of my third nipple.” — Chandler Bing
“So when do you leave for New York City?” — Ross Geller
“I'll give you one last night to ruminate on the decision, but then I’ll need an answer.” — Chandler Bing
“And in this crazy, mixed-up world, right now you’re my only hope.” — Ross Geller
“It's like all my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe?” — Rachel Green
“The world is my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Oh, come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.” — Monica Geller
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good.” — Joey Tribbiani
“You’re worth the wait, and I don’t just mean tonight.” — Monica Geller
“It's never taken me more than one hour to get a cocktail. Not once in my life.” — Joey Tribbiani
“I got off the plane.” — Rachel Green
“My diamond shoes are too tight!” — Chandler Bing
“The world is so much better when you see it through a friend’s eyes.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” — Phoebe Buffay
“My sandwich! MY SANDWICH!” — Ross Geller
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“I got off the plane.” — Rachel Green
“You're my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Could I BE any more... [insert context]?” — Chandler Bing
“When we get married, what do you think our last name's gonna be?” — Monica Geller
“How it will happen, I don't even know, but that's not the thing. The thing is, now it can!” — Monica Geller
“I mean, if you need to cry, I can actually hear you, you know.” — Monica Geller
“Hello, Mrs. Ross!” — Monica Geller
“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” — Phoebe Buffay
“Being with children is like living in Disneyland.” — Joey Tribbiani
“I happen to like the caress of my little hands.” — Chandler Bing
“It’s not smut, it’s science fiction!” — Ross Geller
“We were on a break!” — Ross Geller
“How you doin’?” — Joey Tribbiani
“Could I BE any more... [insert context]?” — Chandler Bing
“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” — Phoebe Buffay
"Pivot!" — Ross Geller
“I got off the plane.” — Rachel Green
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” — Monica Geller
“Before I didn't care, now it's all I can think about.” — Ross Geller
“The world is my lobster.” — Phoebe Buffay
“When we get married, what do you think our last name's gonna be?” — Monica Geller
“I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.” — Chandler Bing
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” — Joey Tribbiani