100+ Funniest Monday Quotes to Brighten Your Week

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt.

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill.

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson.

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – C.S. Lewis.

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt.

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela.

“Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs.

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs.

“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.” – Arthur Ashe.

“Do one thing every day that scares you.” – Eleanor Roosevelt.

“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” – Henry Ford.

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt.

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” – Roy Croft.

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu.

“In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.” – Maya Angelou.

“Love makes a silent room echo with laughter.” – Kahlil Gibran.

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson.

“To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.” – Valerie Lombardo.

“I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.” – Angelita Lim.

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss.

“Where there is love, there is life.” – Mahatma Gandhi.

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle.

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin.

“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones.

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown.

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Comedian Rodney Dangerfield.

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown.

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.” – Unknown.

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for future disasters.” – Unknown.

“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Steven Wright.

“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies.” – Unknown.

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams.

“I don’t need therapy, I just need WiFi and chocolate.” – Unknown.

“I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.” – Unknown.

“I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.” – Unknown.

“I'm not late. Everyone else is just early.” – Unknown.

“Life doesn’t get easier or more forgiving; we get stronger and more resilient.” – Steve Maraboli.

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.” – J.K. Rowling.

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson.

“Turn your wounds into wisdom.” – Oprah Winfrey.

“Strength doesn’t come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn’t.” – Rikki Rogers.

“Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.” – Zig Ziglar.

“You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.” – Maya Angelou.

“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb.

“It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” – Vince Lombardi.

“The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.” – C.C. Scott.

“Scars are tattoos with better stories.” – Unknown.

“Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls.” – Khalil Gibran.

“Know thyself.” – Socrates.

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle.

“Happiness depends upon ourselves.” – Aristotle.

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.” – Heraclitus.

“The unexamined life is not worth living.” – Socrates.

“To live a good life: We have the potential for it. If we learn to avoid certain traps.” – Marcus Aurelius.

“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.” – Marcus Aurelius.

“He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.” – Friedrich Nietzsche (inspired by Socrates).

“Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pride of love lasts longer. But the love of duty lasts forever.” – Confucius.

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” – Confucius.

“To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.” – Confucius.

“Simplify your life. Reduce your possessions. Calm your mind.” – Lao Tzu.

“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” – Buddha.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt.

“Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.” – Peter T. McIntyre.

“Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.” – Samuel Johnson.

“You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.” – Eleanor Roosevelt.

“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal.” – Thomas Jefferson.

“Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.” – Christian D. Larson.

“Don’t let anyone tell you what you can’t do. Not even me.” – Muhammad Ali.

“The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence.” – Blake Lively.

“If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.” – Vincent Van Gogh.

“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.” – Suzy Kassem.

“You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.” – Zig Ziglar.

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau.

“The secret of success is constancy to purpose.” – Benjamin Disraeli.

“Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill.

“There is no substitute for hard work.” – Thomas Edison.

“Success is not how high you’ve climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world.” – Roy T. Bennett.

“Opportunities don't happen. You create them.” – Chris Grosser.

“The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.” – Colin R. Davis.

“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” – Maya Angelou.

“Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.” – David Frost.

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” – Robert Collier.

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon.

“Success isn’t owned. It’s rented. And the rent is due every day.” – Ryan Holiday.

“The trouble is, you think you have time.” – Buddha.

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” – Bertrand Russell.

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.” – Bil Keane.

“Do not count the days, make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali.

“The key is in not spending time, but in investing it.” – Stephen R. Covey.

“You may delay, but time will not.” – Benjamin Franklin.

“Now is the only time over which we have any power.” – William James.

“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” – Robert Brault.

“Time isn’t precious because it’s scarce, it’s precious because it’s irreversible.” – Simon Sinek.

“This is a wonderful day — I have never seen this one before.” – Maya Angelou.

“The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence.” – Marty Rubin.

“Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson.

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” – Albert Einstein.

“You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” – Maya Angelou.

“The chief enemy of creativity is good sense.” – Pablo Picasso.

“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.” – Pablo Picasso.

“Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” – Steve Jobs.

“The creative adult is the child who survived.” – Ursula K. Le Guin.

“To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow.” – Kurt Vonnegut.

“Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.” – Twyla Tharp.

“Imagination is the beginning of creation.” – George Bernard Shaw.

“Originality is simply a fresh pair of eyes.” – Woodrow Wilson.

“Don’t wait for inspiration. It comes while working.” – Henri Matisse.

“The world always seems brighter when you've just made something that wasn't there before.” – Neil Gaiman.

“Be the energy you want to attract.” – Unknown.

“Good vibes only. Negative people need not apply.” – Unknown.

“Comparison is the thief of joy.” – Theodore Roosevelt.

“Create content that adds value, not noise.” – Gary Vaynerchuk.

“Your vibe attracts your tribe.” – Unknown.

“Speak your truth. Even if your voice shakes.” – Unknown.

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.” – Hafez.

“You don’t need followers. You need believers.” – Seth Godin.

“Post with purpose.” – Unknown.

“Authenticity is the shortest path to connection.” – Brené Brown.

“Tell your story. No one else can.” – Unknown.

“Engagement starts with empathy.” – Unknown.