100+ Funniest Disney Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh & Feel Nostalgic

"I'm not a smart mule—I'm a talking mule!" – Donkey, Shrek (DreamWorks, but often misattributed)

"Oh, so now we're getting missions from flying rats?" – Abu, Aladdin

"Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t love you." – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"You got guts, kid. I like that. Too bad you’ll be shark bait by dawn." – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

"I’m gonna go out on a limb here—pun intended—and say you’re not supposed to be here." – Heihei, Moana

"And I thought *my* life was messed up." – Timon, The Lion King

"You know, for a guy made of snow, you melt pretty fast." – Olaf, Frozen

"I can see why you two wouldn't talk to each other. You're kind of... loud." – Olaf, Frozen

"Well, that’s one way to give a crab a heart attack." – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

"If you die, I’ll never forgive you!" – Baymax, Big Hero 6

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours." – Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

"I’m easily frightened. Don’t touch me!" – Mushu, Mulan

"Fish are friends, not food!" – Bruce, Finding Nemo

"I’m a flamingo! Say it loud and proud!" – Heihei, Moana (imagined parody)

"I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!" – White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland

"Some days, you just gotta grab your sword, climb on your magic carpet, and see what’s happening." – Genie, Aladdin

"I’m not left-handed either!" – Westley, The Princess Bride (non-Disney, but vibe fits)

"I’m not a bear! I’m not a bear! I’m not a bear!" – Winnie the Pooh, when startled

"I’m gonna get medieval on your ass!" – Genie, Aladdin

"I’m a role model now? Did I miss the meeting?" – Flynn Rider, Tangled

"Do you guys have any nuts?" – Scrat, Ice Age (Fox/Disney)

"I’m not a snack!" – Dumbo, Dumbo

"I’m not lost. I’m exploring alternative routes." – Olaf, Frozen

"I’m not short. I’m fun-sized!" – Gadget Hackwrench, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

"I’m gonna kill you last!" – Scar, The Lion King

"When I’m king, lions will eat everything!" – Scar, The Lion King

"You think this has a happy ending? I am the hero in *my* story!" – Captain Hook, Once Upon a Time (TV)

"I shall have order! I shall have silence!" – Judge Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"I’m not crazy. I’m just… ahead of my time!" – Professor Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective

"I’ve waited years for this! And now, nothing can stop me! Except maybe traffic." – Jafar, Aladdin (parody twist)

"I’m going to rule the world! Starting with this parking spot." – Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty (imagined)

"I didn’t survive centuries of imprisonment just to be interrupted by snack time!" – Yzma, The Emperor’s New Groove

"My evil plan is foolproof! Unless fools are involved. Which they usually are." – Cruella de Vil, 101 Dalmatians

"I’ve studied the ancient scrolls… mostly to find loopholes in my taxes." – Ursula, The Little Mermaid (parody)

"I shall be feared! Revered! And possibly invited to talk shows!" – Syndrome, The Incredibles

"I’m not angry. I’m just… passionately disappointed in all of existence." – Hades, Hercules

"I’m ready to change the world!" – Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph (before crashing a party)

"I don’t need friends. I’ve got my books!" – Belle, Beauty and the Beast (before falling for the Beast)

"I’m not afraid of anything! Except spiders. And heights. And water. And darkness..." – Vanellope, Wreck-It Ralph

"I’m basically a princess. I mean, I have a castle, right?" – Rapunzel, Tangled

"I’ve never seen a man naked before!" – Ariel, The Little Mermaid (awkward pause)

"I love the smell of burning toast in the morning!" – Olaf, Frozen

"I didn’t do it! It wasn’t me! Go away!" – Mowgli, The Jungle Book (to monkeys)

"I’m gonna marry Prince Hans!" – Anna, Frozen (audience knows better)

"I can fix anything! Except feelings." – Fix-It Felix Jr., Wreck-It Ralph

"I’m not crying! You’re crying!" – Mike Wazowski, Monsters, Inc.

"I’ve never had ice cream. Is it cold?" – Olaf, Frozen

"I thought ‘Go the distance’ meant actual travel." – Hercules, Hercules

"Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!" – Genie, Aladdin (impersonating football crowd)

"Can I interest you in some fine Kentucky bluegrass?" – Genie as Colonel Sanders, Aladdin

"Arriba! Epa! Arriba! Epa! Hey!" – Genie, Aladdin (Spanish matador)

"Welcome to the '90s, suckers!" – Genie, Aladdin

"Look at that, it’s the all-new, spectacular, star-studded, giant floating head parade!" – Genie, Aladdin

"I’m a genie, not a doctor. Although I *can* pull things out of hats." – Genie, Aladdin

"Now bow down to your sultan! And sorry about the whole seven-laws-of-physics thing." – Genie, Aladdin

"It’s not looking good, folks! Three hours ago, I looked more optimistic!" – Genie, Aladdin

"Why don’t you take a hike? And while you’re at it, take *this* hike!" – Genie, Aladdin

"Make a wish, but don’t ask for mo’ money!" – Genie, Aladdin

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages—welcome to Agrabah’s own version of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?'” – Genie, Aladdin

"And the winner is… not you!" – Genie, Aladdin

"I’m a real boy!" – Pinocchio (not animal, but close enough)

"Bambi! Bambi!" – Thumper, Bambi

"I’m not a chicken! I’m a rooster!" – Foghorn Leghorn (Warner Bros, but spirit counts)

"Uh-oh. Squirrel!" – Dug, Up

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." – Dory, Finding Nemo

"I’m not lost. I’m just taking the scenic route." – Pascal, Tangled

"I’m not sleeping! I’m just resting my eyes… permanently." – Mr. Pricklepants, Toy Story 3

"I’m not small! I’m concentrated awesome!" – Flik, A Bug’s Life

"I’m not a pet! I’m a free spirit!" – Meeko, Pocahontas

"I’m not barking! I’m expressing myself!" – Max, The Little Mermaid

"I’m not hiding! I’m strategically retreating!" – Timon, The Lion King

"I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me!" – Olaf, Frozen

"Never smile at a crocodile!" – Captain Hook, Peter Pan

"Eat your vegetables. They’re full of… vegetable power!" – Mrs. Incredible, The Incredibles

"Don’t talk to strangers. Unless they have snacks." – Simba’s dad (parody)

"Always follow your dreams. Unless they involve flying without wings." – Kala, Tarzan

"If you can’t say something nice, say something funny." – Thumper’s mom, Bambi

"Be yourself. Unless you’re a nerd. Then maybe tone it down." – Tadashi, Big Hero 6

"Respect your elders. Even if they’re clearly wrong." – Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas

"Work hard, dream big, and avoid bees." – Queen Clarisse, The Princess Diaries

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not set things on fire." – Mrs. Weasley, Harry Potter (borrowed vibe)

"Courage means doing something even when you’re scared. Or covered in mud." – Baloo, The Jungle Book

"Honesty is the best policy. Unless lying gets you out of chores." – Jiminy Cricket, Pinocchio (jokingly)

"Family comes first. Right after dessert." – Helen Parr, The Incredibles

"I’d go to the ends of the earth for you. Literally. I have a map." – Flynn Rider, Tangled

"You’re kind of weird… but in a good way." – Merida, Brave

"I don’t care about the throne. I just want to be with you. And maybe keep my hair." – Rapunzel, Tangled

"I love you. Wait, did I say that out loud?" – Woody, Toy Story 2

"You’re not just a pretty face. You’re also tall. And strong. And… shiny." – Kristoff, Frozen

"I’ve never felt this way before. Is this love or food poisoning?" – Aladdin, Aladdin

"I like you. Even when you’re yelling. Especially when you’re yelling." – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Will you… hold my hand? Not because you have to. Because you want to." – Miguel, Coco

"I don’t need a prince. But I wouldn’t mind sharing my kingdom with you." – Moana, Moana

"You complete me. Also, you fixed my robot." – Hiro, Big Hero 6

"I never believed in love at first sight. Until I saw you. And then I tripped." – Prince Naveen, The Princess and the Frog

"I don’t know how to say this… so I’ll sing it instead." – Various Disney Princes

"You’re not the boss of me! You’re not even my real dad!" – Junior, Monsters, Inc.

"I don’t like your face." – Dot, A Goofy Movie

"You’re fat." – Young Simba, The Lion King

"I don’t want to go to school. I already know everything." – Vanellope, Wreck-It Ralph

"That lady’s dress is stupid." – Young Anna, Frozen

"I don’t believe in magic. I believe in Wi-Fi." – Modern child (inspired)

"You’re not cool. My teacher is cooler." – Child, Zootopia (fan concept)

"I don’t need a bedtime story. I already know how it ends." – Kid, Inside Out

"You’re not handsome. But you’re okay." – Young Rapunzel, Tangled

"I don’t want a sibling. I want a puppy." – Alex, Madagascar (spin-off idea)

"You’re not scary. You’re just loud." – Child, Monsters, Inc.

"I don’t care about your past. Can you do my homework?" – Teen, High School Musical (spirit)

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." – Emperor, Mulan (but said while napping)

"Just because someone stumbles and loses their way, doesn’t mean they’re lost forever." – Rafiki, The Lion King (while eating a bug)

"A true hero isn’t measured by strength, but by the courage of their heart." – Hercules, Hercules (after tripping)

"Life is like a hurricane—it sweeps you away unless you have snacks." – Huey, Dewey, Louie (parody)

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it’s a matter of choice." – Unknown (said during a game show parody)

"To laugh is to live. To cry is also to live. But laughing looks better in photos." – Olaf, Frozen

"Adventure is out there!" – Carl, Up (while stuck on porch)

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." – Galadriel, Lord of the Rings (borrowed)

"Believe you can and you’re halfway there." – Roosevelt, but said by a confused squirrel

"Dream big, work hard, stay humble." – Cinderella (while cleaning)

"Kindness is everything. Also, being rich helps." – Belle, Beauty and the Beast (jokingly)

"Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one." – Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas (while GPS glitches)