100+ Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Monday Mood

Monday blues getting you down? Fear not! Here are some funny quotes to inject some laughter into the start of your week. From the humorous take on work-life balance to the quirky remarks about coffee addiction, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Read on to discover ten categories packed with hilarious wisdom that will make your Monday brighter!

Coffee Quotes for Monday

I can’t espresso how much you bean to me… especially on a Monday.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
Coffee: because Monday happens every week.
Life happens, coffee helps.
Just brew it.
I’m not a Monday person without coffee.
In coffee we trust, especially on Monday.
First, coffee. Then, do things.
Monday forecast: 100% chance of coffee.
Dear Monday, my coffee is hotter than you.
Espresso yourself, especially on a Monday.
Behind every great Monday is a great cup of coffee.

Witty Work Quotes for Monday

Monday is the perfect day to reboot your mind and start fresh.
I haven’t had this much “fun” since last Monday.
Monday is one seventh of your life. Treat it accordingly.
Remember, even on a Monday, teamwork makes the dream work.
That feeling when Monday hits you like a ton of bricks.
If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Monday.
Monday is the diary reminder that life goes on… with or without coffee.
Do what you love, especially on Mondays.
Surviving Monday one coffee at a time.
I swear it was Friday five minutes ago.
Hooray, it’s Monday! Said no one ever.
Deja poo: The feeling of having the same crap happen on Monday.

Motivational Quotes for a Better Monday

New week, new goals, new Monday.
The best way to get through Monday is with a positive attitude.
Make Monday the start of something great.
Monday sets the tone for the week; be a tone-setter.
Rise and shine, it’s Monday! The perfect day to be amazing.
Focus on the good, even on a Monday.
Monday vibes: Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
It's a new day, a new week, a new chance. Seize it!
Every Monday is a chance to start a new fabulous week.
Let’s make Monday an awesome adventure.
Work hard, dream big – even on Monday.
Turn that Monday into a fun day!

Monday Quotes for Procrastinators

Why do everything today if you can postpone it to Monday?
Procrastinators unite! …On Monday.
Sunday’s plan: rest. Monday’s plan: Procrastinate.
Monday is a fresh start… to procrastinate again.
Planning to conquer Monday… starting tomorrow.
It’s Monday: My weekly inspiration to work harder later.
Procrastination level: Monday expert.
To do: Start everything I ignored last Monday.
Dear Monday, can you give me some more hours to procrastinate?
Just when my Tuesday's looking good, I realize it's just a prolonged Monday.
Going in circles: Wow, is it Monday again?
Procrastinators’ anthem: Another Monday, another chance!

Crazy Cat Quotes for Monday

Even the cat’s expression says “It’s Monday already?”
Mondays are purr-fect for finding the sunny spot to nap.
What movie do cats watch on Monday? The Purr-minator!
Meow is it Monday again?
Monday: The day the cat walks over your keyboard more frequently.
Why do cats love Mondays? They got nine lives; they're not worried.
Monday: Another day to blame it all on the cat.
Keeping calm like a cat on a Monday.
My cat has the Monday vibes down; wake up, eat, nap.
How do cats respond to Monday? “You’ve cat to be kitten me!”
Feline like it's Monday, and it’s not purr-ty.
Show me a cat that likes Monday and I’ll show you a unicorn.

Sweet, Sweet Sarcasm for Mondays

Mondays: Nature's way of pressing the reset button on our stress levels.
Does Monday feel like a drama series waiting for a plot twist?
Just another manic Monday… said in peak sarcasm.
Mondays are great for guilt-free complaining.
The best thing about Mondays? Nothing!
Just putting on my Monday armor.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.
Blink if you're over Monday.
Monday: A punishment for the sins of the weekend.
Monday’s here? I’m shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
Mondays and sarcasm go hand in hand.
Another fine Monday ruined by responsibilities.

Binge-Watching Quotes for Monday

On Mondays, I’m happy to be back at work… said no one ever.
Can’t Mondays come with a fast-forward button?
Monday: The day to binge-watch your email inbox.
Is it me, or does Monday last an entire season?
Looking for a plot twist: Monday suddenly becoming a holiday.
Let’s treat Monday like a TV show we didn’t enjoy: Skip it!
Binge-watching Monday, hoping to find the episode where it stops mistreating me.
Why aren’t Mondays shorter, like a half-hour sitcom?
Can I binge-watch my weekend again, please?
Fantasy Monday: A day spent binge-watching in bed.
Prepping for Monday: Charging my binge-watching batteries fully.
When Monday feels like a cliffhanger, it's usually the worst one.

Social Media Quotes for Monday

I put the “pro” in procrastination, especially on Monday.
Facebook zodiac sign: Posting random memes to survive Monday.
If Monday were a post, I’d definitely hit the ‘dislike’ button.
Tweeting my way through this Monday like a pro.
Instagram vs. Reality: My Monday face.
Surviving Monday one ‘like’ at a time.
Hashtag MondayBlues – am I right?
Just Linkedin’ through these Monday connections.
Mondays deserve an “edit” button on social media.
Breaking news: It’s Monday. Please tell me it’s Fake News.
All social media posts point to: TGIF. Wish it wasn’t Monday.
Can I change my ‘relationship status’ with Monday? It's complicated.

Office Humor for Mondays

Boss: Good morning. Me: Is it really?
First things first on Monday: avoid all tasks until coffee’s involved.
If Monday was shoes, it would be a pair of Crocs.
Counting the minutes until Monday is over? Same here.
Me pretending to work on Monday: Acting on another level.
When you dream of a relaxing weekend only to wake up on Monday.
Who invented Mondays, and can we change that inventor?
Food for thought: Imagine if Monday had a snooze button.
Mr. Monday, I have a bone to pick with you.
Team meeting on a Monday: Is this a team-bonding punishment?
Monday conference call: Hear me sigh internally.
Office rage: Just another Monday management tool.

Counting Down to Friday Quotes for Monday

Mondays are just the countdown to Friday.
Mondays would be fun if weekends came right after.
Can we reschedule Monday for Friday?
Counting down to Friday… starting every Monday!
Four more days to freedom. Monday: you’re in the way.
Monday’s redeeming quality: It makes Fridays better.
Mondays are the original Friday blockers.
Monday: Day one in the wait for Friday.
Fridays, where are you? We miss you more than ever when it's Monday.
When is Friday, and why does Monday have to be first?
Yay, it’s Monday! Said nobody looking forward to Friday.
Just five more days to the weekend. You can do it!

Final words

Mondays can be a struggle, but they don't have to be doom and gloom. Infusing a bit of humor and wit into your Monday routine can make all the difference in lifting your spirits. Whether it’s delighting in a strong cup of coffee, getting a chuckle from cat antics, or counting down the days until Friday, there's always a way to find joy in the start of the week. Bookmark these funny quotes and refer back to them whenever you need a quick pick-me-up to start your week off right!