Looking for some funny Hindi quotes to brighten your day? Well, you're in for a treat! Whether you're sharing laughs with your friends, cracking jokes with family, or posting something witty on your social media, these hilarious Hindi quotes are sure to get the chuckles rolling. To make your exploration easier, we've curated a collection of 120 funny Hindi quotes grouped into ten fun-filled categories. From friendship to life, love, and daily struggles, this compilation has it all. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh out loud as you traverse through these rib-tickling gems of humor from everyday Hindi life.
Funny Friendship Quotes in Hindi
- "Dost wo hai jo aapki ungliyon se password samajh le, par kabhi use kare na." (A friend is the one who can guess your password from your gestures, but never uses it!)
- "Dost ki biwi ko bhabhi bolte hain, unke samne nahi toh unka naam." (Your friend's wife is ‘bhabhi’ only when she’s around; otherwise, she’s just her name.)
- "Dost tere jokes se hase, toh samajh jaa ya toh friendship majboot hai ya unka sense of humor kamzor." (If your friend laughs at your jokes, either your bond is strong or their sense of humor is weak!)
- "Dosto ke saath plan banana free hai, asli maza toh tab hai jab yeh plan ho bhi jaaye." (Making plans with friends is free; the real thrill is when those plans actually happen!)
- "Dost woh hota hai jo aap par haste bhi hain, aur aapke saath haste bhi hain." (A true friend laughs at you and with you.)
- "College ke dost woh hote hain jo teachers ko confuse karte hain—‘Nalayak yeh hai ya woh?’" (College friends always confuse teachers—"Who’s the troublemaker, this one or that one?")
- "Sacha dost woh hai jo success party mein kam, breakup party mein zyada dikhai de." (A true friend shows up less at your success party but more at your breakup party.)
- "Aurat ki beauty aur dost mein bas ek common cheez hai—har koi appreciate karta hai." (A woman's beauty and true friends have one thing in common—everyone appreciates them.)
- "Sirf dost hi aapke ghar aa kar fridge khol sakta hai bina permission ke." (Only friends dare to open your fridge without asking!)
- "Dosti sirf podcasts jaisi hai; dono ke bina boring, aur dono saath toh mazedaar overload!" (Friendship is like a podcast—boring alone but hilarious together!)
- "Aapse zyada aapke dost ki salary ko celebrate karna hi asli dosti hai!" (Real friendship is celebrating your friend’s salary more than your own!)
- "Purane dost aur purane meme—dono hamesha priceless hote hain." (Old friends and old memes are always priceless.)
Funny Love Quotes in Hindi
- "Pyaar andey ki tarah hai, andar kaunsa part pakka hai, pata nahi." (Love is like an egg; you never know which part is solid!)
- "Pyar wahi sachcha hai, jo Instagram DMs ke screenshot ke bina viral na ho." (True love is the one that doesn’t become viral through Instagram DM screenshots.)
- "Prem kahani mein hamesha wicket girlfriend ka gira hai, bowler hamesha larka hai." (In love stories, the girlfriend’s wicket always gets bowled by the boy.)
- "Pyar pehle sheher ko khoobsoorat lagta hai, phir apni aukat yaad dilata hai." (Love first makes the city look beautiful, then reminds you of your worth!)
- "Crush wahi hai jo 10 second story dekh kar khud ko celebrity maane." (A crush is the one who thinks they’re a celebrity after seeing your 10-second story.)
- "Shaadi ke sipahi aur pyar ke majdoor masti kabhi nahi karte." (Marriage warriors and love laborers rarely have any fun.)
- "Pyaar ka formula hai mutual struggle divided by mutual benefits." (The love formula is mutual struggle divided by mutual perks!)
- "Pehli cahppal ke baad pehla breakup toh sab karte hain." (Everyone remembers their first slap before their first breakup.)
- "Joker bhi hansne ka show karta hai, lekin pyaar sirf aansoon dete hai." (Even a joker performs to make you laugh, but love often just gives you tears!)
- "Pichla pyaar hamesha current timing pe asool banta hai."(Old Loves rant__) 🙌 Beforehandlecomings later Ed Exit parts>)
