100+ Funny Valentine's Day Quotes: Hilarious Sayings for Singles & Couples

In this whimsical journey through the world of love and laughter, we've curated a collection of funny Saint Valentine quotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. Each subtitle unveils a different facet of love's lighter side, capturing the essence of romance mixed with humor. Perfect for sharing with that special someone or simply to enjoy a hearty chuckle, these quotes shine light on the whims and fancies of love in a humorous way. Dive in and discover how love can be both endearing and amusing!

Quotes for Timeless Laughter

"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"They say laughter is the best medicine. Then our love is a lifelong prescription!"

"Falling in love is like eating cookies - sometimes sweet and sometimes crumby."

"With love so electrifying, our chemistry is truly shocking!"

"In the love game, I may not be a pro, but I sure enjoy the match!"

"Our love story is a combination of sweet and silly - just like chocolate pretzels."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, our romance is funny, and so are you!"

"I love you with all the madness my heart performs during a marathon!"

"Love is a battlefield, your humor is my armor!"

"If love is a puzzle, then I'm happy being stuck with you!"

"Our love is like Wi-Fi; strong when close, hilarious when far!"

"Every love song makes sense when we're laughing together."

Playful Romance Quotes

"They say love isn’t a piece of cake, but you sure sugarcoat my world!"

"My love for you is like Wi-Fi – invisible but keeps us connected."

"You had me at 'no need to share chocolate'."

"You’re the reason I check my phone so often – and it’s not for emails!"

"Love might mean never having to say you're sorry – but it sure helps."

"With love like a boomerang, I’m glad it always comes back to you!"

"Why fall for you when I can roll out of bed and land in love?"

"You're my significant otter, just as playful and even cuter!"

"I wonder if swans mate for life because they don't have Tinder!"

"Our love is like chips and salsa; hot, spicy, and never enough!"

"If love were a game, you’d be my cheat code for success!"

"Your cheerfulness is the cherry on top of our love sundae!"

Witty Courtship Quotes

"Forget butterflies; you give my stomach the whole zoo!"

"Love is sharing your popcorn even when I ate it all!"

"Finding someone you love means finding someone who will annoy you everyday!"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together laughing forever."

"Can I follow you home, or did you leave your sense of humor with me?"

"You're the peanut butter to my awkward sandwich."

"They say you marry your best friend, but I also got a comedian!"

"Marry someone who laughs at the same nonsense!"

"Us together is chocolate-covered laughter."

"You should be a stand-up comedian; I'm always falling for your jokes!"

"In the game of love, humor is our MVP!"

"You've stolen my heart, but let’s not involve the police again!"

Sassy Love Quotes

"We're weird but together, we're even weirder!"

"The love story you won't find in Disney, but full of animated giggles!"

"Your love is my favorite stand-up routine."

"Did it hurt when you fell for my quirky humor?"

"I lost my heart to you, but I’m still stuck with my funny bone!"

"Love is in the air; don’t forget to laugh or it will dust up!"

"To love and laughter, til cancelation of WiFi do us part!"

"Keep calm and let's go laugh at our inside jokes!"

"Our smart phones make us smart, but love keeps us comically humble!"

"True love is yelling at each other over who gets to hold the TV remote!"

"Let's go together like clumsy and grace; more laughs for us!"

"You found the secret to my heart; it's ticklish jokes!"

Sarcastic Love Quotes

"The secret of a happy marriage is when she is right and you nod like you agree!"

"If love is an epic journey, then ours is a sitcom!"

"If I won the lottery today, I'd still choose us over free money anytime!"

"For every lie there is a truth, just check our romantic captions!"

"Thanks to you, I even laugh at my bad days!"

"Our romance should be in the Hall of Fame...where sarcasm lives!"

"The pizza might be a little jealous of our perfectly cheesy love!"

"Marriage is an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo!"

"We'll make our own love story, extra sarcasm please!"

"Without you, the laughter track of my life would be muted!"

"If you weren't there to make me laugh, my love life would've been a drama!"

"When love turns sarcastic, we simply laugh harder!"

Hilarious Engagement Quotes

"Our engagement - it's not what's on your finger, but who's wrapped around it!"

"Engagements are the only stage of love where overestimation is positively delicious!"

"Found the one who gets your jokes? Pop the question!"

"Engagement: a beautiful period between the proposal and the nagging!"

"Love brings out the best in us, engagement spreads it around!"

"Let's have a party to celebrate our lifelong laughter trial!"

"Engagement is like a rehearsal for the comedy act that follows!"

"It's not just an engagement; it's a commitment to be weird together!"

"Who knew a piece of jewelry could lead to lifelong comical conversations?"

"Next chapter: 'Engaged and Confused: A Comic's Delight!'"

"Celebrating our engagement with two hearts intertwined and a belly laugh!"

"Engaged: a lifetime subscription to laugh at each other's quirks!"

Cheesy Love Quotes

"When you're not around, there’s an empty void – and my cheesy jokes miss you!"

"Loving you is cheesy, yet feels like the finest fondue!"

"Cheesiness is just the love language of your quirky heart!"

"The only time cheesy lines make sense is when they're about us!"

"If happiness is cheesy, I'm in for a lifetime of fondue with you!"

"You're like cheese and wine; better with age and puns!"

"Our connection is as cheesy as timeless mozzarella!"

"My heart melted like cheesy nachos the moment I saw you smile!"

"From cheesy jokes to cheesier kisses; an endless romance!"

"If being romantic means being cheesy, then I'm a cheese fondue!"

"You've got that fromage that kisses can't resist!"

"Cuddling with love vapors and cheesy platters!"

Comical Love Quotes

"Cupid called; he needs more arrows after our love-miss!"

"Our love story is my favorite laugh-out-loud rollercoaster!"

"Just a comedian and their muse on a candy-coated quest!"

"Laughter is timeless; our love is a little ahead of eternity!"

"A true love story never ends... without a punchline!"

"Your heart stole my laughter, and I didn't even press charges!"

"At the end of the day, I'd rather annoy you than anyone else!"

"Love is in the air? More like, comedy's in the making!"

"Beware! Humor approaching. Destination: Our Hearts!"

"You’re the compulsion to my chuckles, the smile that never misses!"

"What starts with an epic romance becomes a classic comedy!"

"Charm is our comedic allure and love, our best skit!"

Hysterical Love Quotes

"Love shouldn’t make sense – it should make scents, like bubblegum!"

"Falling in love is like laughing on an empty stomach!"

"In a world where everything's taken seriously, be the quirky love!"

"Happily ever after is just a cliché; silly forever is for us!"

"From giggles to guffaws, our love story is hilariously engaging!"

"You are the ping to my pong, the laughter in my song!"

"Love means never having to hold back your ridiculous moments!"

"My heart skipped a beat, and my funny bone joined in the chorus!"

"Our love is a rollercoaster of quirky kinks!"

"She's got a smile that laughs back – and I cherish it!"

"We don't look for perfect – we look for puns of the goofiest kind!"

"When love flutters, my heart jokes!"

Quotable Romantic Comedy

"They say the first attempt was romantic; ours was comedic!"

"Our love is like a humorous screenplay with an infinite sequel!"

"Whisper puns in my ear like sweet nothings!"

"With you, every day is a knee-slapping episode!"

"From meet-cute to meet-laugh – that's how it started!"

"Doesn't matter if we miss the punch, we're still the perfect joke!"

"The swashbuckling comedy meets romance in our world!"

"Catchphrases, laughter, and love - our truest triple combo!"

"From the first act of smiles to the final bow of kisses!"

"In the comedy of love, we're each other's laugh track!"

"Stick with me, and you'll have your narrative filled with laughter!"

"Together we'll script our love, a comedy classic adored forever!"

Final words

Love, with all its complexities, becomes even more beautiful when intertwined with laughter and a pinch of sarcasm. The array of Saint Valentine quotes encapsulates the joy of romance, the quirks of coupling, and the playful banter that keeps relationships exciting. These quotes remind us that beyond the grand gestures and poetic confessions, it's the shared moments of absurdity that often create lasting bonds. Whether you're with a partner who appreciates gentle teasing or someone who thrives on hilarious exchanges, let these funny quotes enrich your narratives. Let's cherish the laughter that love brings and continue to find joy in our shared journeys through humor.