Valentine's Day is a time for love, laughter, and sometimes hilariously honest expressions of admiration. While traditional love quotes evoke timeless romance, funny Valentine’s Day quotes bring a smile and light-heartedness to the occasion. Whether you’re crafting the perfect card for your partner, family, or simply sharing laughs with friends, these witty quotes can make this day special. Humor is a cherished element in relationships, often acting as the glue that holds people together. By infusing Valentine's Day with laughter, it becomes a celebration filled not just with love but also with delightful moments of joy and humor. Dive into these creatively amusing quotes to inspire the best smiles this Valentine's Day.
Classic Romantic Comedy Quotes
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it." - Anonymous
"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein
"With you, I’m never lost… except when looking for the TV remote." - Anonymous
"Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones
"I love you more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot." - Anonymous
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly." - Anonymous
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting." - Anonymous
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin
"Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo when I’m with you!" - Anonymous
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it." - Anonymous
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni." - Juno (Movie)
Quotes for the Hopelessly Romantic
"There’s nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to." - Anonymous
"You’re my favorite notification." - Anonymous
"I love you more than Netflix, and I really love Netflix." - Anonymous
"Relationships are just two people perpetually asking each other what to eat until they die." - Anonymous
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger." - Anonymous
"Love is sharing your popcorn." - Charles Schultz
"I'm nuts about you. Squirrel me away in your heart forever." - Anonymous
"You’re my lobster." - Friends (TV Series)
"Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce
"You are my soulmate, except during the last inning of a game when I'm really stressing." - Anonymous
"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" - Jean Illsley Clarke
"Love means never having to say 'Sorry, wrong person.'" - Anonymous
Playful Self-Deprecating Quotes
"I’m much more me when I’m with you." - Anonymous
"I have loved you since the moment I saw you and I will love you until I take my last breath. Quite possibly, still even after then." - Anonymous
"I love you even if you are determined to drive me crazy." - Anonymous
"I like you even when I’m hungry." - Anonymous
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." - Thomas Dewar
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole." - Anonymous
"I would walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid, because my hair." - Anonymous
"Thank you for always being older than me." - Anonymous
"I love you even when I’m really hungry." - Anonymous
"I promise to love you even through football season." - Anonymous
"Together, we’ll face whatever happens when our parents find out what we did." - Anonymous
"I still fall for you every day… and twice on Tuesdays." - Anonymous
Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes for Friends
"We go together like drunk and disorderly." - Anonymous
"Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me laugh so hard I snort." - Anonymous
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!" - Anonymous
"You’re the person I text when I’m drunk. That’s love." - Anonymous
"I love you more than pizza, and I really love pizza." - Anonymous
"Life is too short to wear matching socks, except for you, my chatting rock!" - Anonymous
"You make me want to be a better person… just kidding, pass the wine!" - Anonymous
"We’re not perfect; we’ll work on it. Except me, because I’m amazing." - Anonymous
"I only have eyes for you… and a few Netflix characters." - Anonymous
"My love for you is like a fat kid on a seesaw, just cannot be balanced." - Anonymous
"Finding you in my life is like finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Anonymous
"Who needs a superhero when I have you?" - Anonymous
Rom-Com Style Love Quotes
"You had me at 'Hello.'" - Jerry Maguire (Movie)
"To me, you are perfect." - Love Actually (Movie)
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her." - Notting Hill (Movie)
"I’m also just a girl, looking at sushi, asking it to be delicious." - Anonymous
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together." - Anonymous
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away." - Hitch (Movie)
"I love waking up to your face… just not when you snore as if you're chainsawing a forest." - Anonymous
"You are the butter to my bread and the breath to my life." - Julia Child
"You make me want to be a better man." - As Good As It Gets (Movie)
"I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly." - You've Got Mail (Movie)
"We're meant to be, like peanut butter and jelly, or Netflix and chill." - Anonymous
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball... or just be with me." - Dodgeball (Movie)
Pun-derful Love Quotes
"I love you berry much." - Anonymous
"Will you brie mine?" - Anonymous
"You make miso happy." - Anonymous
"You’re kind of a big dill." - Anonymous
"You’re the apple of my eye, or the guac to my taco!" - Anonymous
"You're my significant otter." - Anonymous
"I donut know what I’d do without you!" - Anonymous
"I'd be muffin without you." - Anonymous
"You suit me to a tea!" - Anonymous
"Olive you, let’s shell-ebrate!" - Anonymous
"I can’t espresso how much I love you." - Anonymous
"We're mer-made for each other!" - Anonymous
Nostalgic Love Quotes
"Love is a friendship set to music." - Joseph Campbell
"You’re the best thing I never knew I needed until I met you." - The Princess and the Frog (Movie)
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite." - Anonymous
"Meeting you was like catching lightning in a bottle." - Anonymous
"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who walks 500 miles to fall down at your door." - The Proclaimers (Song)
"I'll stop the world and melt with you." - Modern English (Song)
"Some people are worth melting for." - Frozen (Movie)
"Finally, I have found a place where I belong." - Anonymous
"I knew I loved you before I met you." - Savage Garden (Song)
"How sweet it is to be loved by you
Discover over 100 hilarious and witty Valentine's Day quotes that will bring a smile to your face. Perfect for sharing with your loved ones, these funny quotes are sure to add some laughter to your celebration.
