100+ Hilarious Good Friends Quotes to Brighten Your Day
Good friends are the spice of life, effortlessly turning everyday moments into unforgettable memories. From playful teasing to hilarious inside jokes, friendships are filled with humor that brings joy and laughter. In this article, we explore the lighter side of friendships with a collection of funny quotes that capture the essence of these special bonds. Each quote serves as a reminder of the laughter and joy that comes from having good friends by your side. So, prepare for a dose of giggles and smiles as you delve into these amusing friendship quotes. By the end of this, you'll be reminiscing about your own fun-filled experiences with your best buddies.
"Friends don't let friends do silly things… alone."
"We're best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing."
"A good friend knows all your stories; a best friend helped you write them."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true friends stick like an octopus on your face."
"Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."
"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go."
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things… without documenting it."
"I hope we're friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends, and walk through walls and scare people."
"Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with."
"I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along."
"You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."
"I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you."
"Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"Friendship is being equally annoying."
"I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."
"A friend knows when you’re feeling scared and tries to protect you. A best friend knows it’s a giant spider and pushes you towards it."
"My best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"The only way to have a friend is to be one… who shares their Netflix password."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends again!"
"You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend."
"No friendship is an accident."
"A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"I hope we're friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls to scare people."
"I’d take a bullet for you… not in the head, but like in the leg or something."
"Good friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone."
"Live for the moments you can’t put into words with your friends."
"Happiness is having a friend who is as weird as you."
"If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"
"You're the friend I'd feel the worst about eating in a post-apocalyptic world."
"I laugh at my own jokes because they’re hilarious… and so is our friendship."
"We'll always be friends because you match my level of crazy."
"There's nothing like a loyal, dependable, good-natured friend, except a loyal, dependable, sarcastic friend."
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. Unless it's boring, then they interrupt with a ridiculous story of their own."
"True friendship is when you walk into your friend’s house and your WiFi connects automatically."
"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."
"Friendship is not about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said 'I'm here for you,' and then never left."
"You and I are more than friends… We’re like a really small gang."
"Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations, we'd end up in a mental hospital."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"I like you because you join in on my weirdness."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Friends are the siblings God never gave us. But with stranger jokes!"
"If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it!"
"We're not weird, we're just limited edition."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"When I say 'I won't tell anyone,' my best friend doesn't count."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing havoc in the nursing home."
"Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and raid your fridge."
"Forever grateful I don’t have to justify why I’m friends with you."
"You know we’ll be best friends forever when I say, 'I didn’t mean that,' and you know exactly what I’m talking about."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow."
"You’re my favorite dumbass."
"That moment when you beat your friend in a game and they're mad because they were the ones who taught you!"
"I don’t know what's tighter: our jeans or our friendship."
"We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
"Best friends have all the therapy you need, just cheaper."
"One friend can change your whole life. I know (insert friend's name) did."
"Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends."
"Don't worry if you haven't found your weird friend yet… I’m available!"
"Friendship is chatting without worrying about how you sound."
"Friends make you laugh till you snort wine out of your nose."
"Your vibe attracts your tribe."
"You're not alone. I'm always here… annoying you."
"Find your tribe, love them hard."
"If you fall, I'll always pick you up… after I finish laughing."
"Thank you for being fabulous and weird. Don’t ever stop."
"God made us friends because no mother could handle us as siblings."
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"We can't both look good… It’s either me or the car."
"Life was meant for adventures with friends."
"You say I’m dirty-minded, but how did you understand what I meant?"
"Best friends know you better than you know yourself."
"With friends, there's always something to laugh about."
"When I went to school, my mom told me 'handsome is as handsome does' – she meant looknice, butbe honest!"
"We finish each other’s… sandwiches."
"A friend in need is a friend to be avoided."
"Sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies in the VCR."
"Keep calm and text your best friend!"
"It's the friends we meet along the way that help us appreciate the journey."
"Friends are like WiFi. Wherever you go, it connects."
"True friends don't judge each other; they judge others… together."
"We do some become best friends so quickly?
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories."
"You're the Cheryl to my Toni, but the better gay version."
"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."
"If my dog doesn't like you, we probably won't be friends."
"There's no need to prove anything. Just be yourself and have fun!"
"You know it’s an adventure around you!"
"We wine. We dine. We’re slightly out of line. That’s friendship!"
"Surround yourself who make you laugh until your heart feels lighter… or your belly is full!"
"Our phones fall, we freak out. Our friends fall, we laugh."
"I can’t understand how someone like you isn’t already taken!"
"Besties: If you fall, I will pick you up… after I stop laughing!"
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and they still like you."
"If I send you away and you reach to the end, I'll still be beside you holding your hand. Something like that."
"Every friend is an adventure, and the beginning of forever."
"We only look up to each other when there's food on the table!"
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a friend, asking why we’re this weird."
"Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need."
"I’d go out of my way to step on crunchy leafs with you."
"True friendship isn't about being inseparable… It's being separated and nothing changes."
"Everything you need right in front of you: me and your favorite movie."
"You make my heart smile all the flies away!"
"We are best friends, always remember that if you fall – I will pick you up… after I stop laughing!"
"You’ll know when you have a true friend when he makes the dumbest sight sound the most meaningful - like penguins crossing the road!"
"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures. Let’s do it together!"
"You're the cheese to my macaroni…" (and possibly the only thing holding up my last meal!)
"I hope we're friends until I step on a Lego, then I hope it will hurt your foot too!"
"Friends who slay together, stay together!"
"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in our inside jokes!"
"No one will entertain us as much as we entertain each other!"
"Just being there for your friend when they need you goes a long way in building strong bonds."
"Every tall girl needs a short best friend!"
"You know when your best friend walks in with a smile and hides the bad stuff behind…" that's when you feel you know them!"
