100+ Iconic Mean Girls Quotes for Every Occasion
Step into the vibrant and ruthless world of "Mean Girls" with these memorable quotes that capture the essence of high school drama, friendship, and the quest for social dominance. You'll explore the savagery and humor of Regina George, the wisdom and wit of Cady Heron, and the reflective observations of the Plastics. Each subtitle encapsulates a different facet of this iconic film, offering a plethora of quotes that continue to resonate with fans across the globe. Whether you're looking for a sharp one-liner or a statement that speaks to your inner queen bee, these quotes are perfect for your Instagram feed or to share with friends who understand the complexities of teenage social life.
“Get in loser, we're going shopping.”
“It's like I have ESPN or something.”
“So you agree, you think you're really pretty?”
“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
“Boo, you whore.”
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
“You're, like, really pretty.”
“I can't help that I'm popular.”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
“Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.”
“You can't sit with us!”
“That's the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.”
“I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.”
“The limit does not exist.”
“I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy.”
“You guys know I’m not, like, a regular person, right?”
“I could hear people getting bored with me. But that's just part of the game.”
“I was a homeschooled jungle freak.”
“Grool... I meant cool and then I started to say great.”
“I’m not a regular girl, I’m a cool girl.”
“I don't hate you 'cause you're fat. You're fat 'cause I hate you!”
“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier.”
“I guess I’ll never know what I missed on a test that day.”
“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes.”
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“I can't go out. I'm sick. *cough cough*”
“Why are you so obsessed with me?”
“That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.”
“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.”
“Four for you Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”
“The best fallacies are the ones they tell themselves.”
“She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers.”
“We only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.”
“It's like they're always acting.”
“There are two kinds of evil people: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
“God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
“It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.”
“I'm a mouse, duh.”
“You can't sit with us.”
“So if you're from Africa, why are you white?”
“That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.”
“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
“You’re really pretty.”
“You can't sit with us!”
“I want to lose three pounds.”
“I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.”
“You're not stupid, Karen.”
“I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.”
“All you sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me!”
“I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.”
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier.”
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“We only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.”
“The limit does not exist.”
“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?”
“She doesn't even go here!”
“This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“She made out with a hot dog.”
“There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
“She's fabulous, but she's evil.”
“When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck the poison out. That’s what we had to do with Regina.”
“I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.”
“You can't sit with us.”
“She doesn't even go here!”
“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?”
“I guess I’ll never know what I missed on a test that day.”
“That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“I could hear people getting bored with me.”
“It's not my fault you're like in love with me or something!”
“It's like I have ESPN or something.”
“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier.”
“I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.”
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“So you agree, you think you're really pretty?”
“She said she was going out with a friend.”
“You’re a fugly slut!”
“Playing fair? That's cute.”
“That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.”
“Boo, you whore.”
“You can't sit with us!”
“There are two ways to quit at a cheesecake factory.”
“My apologies, you're the victim here.”
“The limit does not exist.”
“I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.”
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier.”
“There's a 30% chance that it's already raining.”
“I told you, I’m not perfect.”
“That’s why her hair is so big; it’s full of secrets.”
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends.”
“God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
“You’re, like, really pretty.”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.”
“Four for you Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”
“That’s the ugliest f-ing skirt I have ever seen.”
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.”
“She made out with a hot dog.”
“Do you even go to this school?”
“Regina George is flawless.”
“When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck the poison out.”
“That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.”
“You can't sit with us.”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.”
“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
“You go, Glen Coco!”
“I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.”
“So you agree, you think you're really pretty?”
“That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.”
“I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“I want to lose three pounds.”
“Why are you so obsessed with me?”
“You can't sit with us!”
