100+ Memorable Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a cornerstone of comedic cinema, is an endlessly quotable film that has left its mark on pop culture. With a blend of absurdity, satire, and wit, the movie offers a treasure trove of quotes perfect for any occasion. From legendary debates to memorable proclamations, Monty Python delivers lines that are as thought-provoking as they are hilarious. This article delves into the film's iconic quotes, grouping them into ten categories. Each section features twelve quotes, showcasing the film's brilliance and humor. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a new convert, this curated selection will remind you why Monty Python and the Holy Grail remains a timeless classic.

Legendary King Arthur Quotes

"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot."

"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"

"On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!"

"King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"It is I, Arthur, King of the Britons."

"I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge."

"We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!"

"One day, lad, all this will be yours." – "What, the curtains?"

"We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance whenever we're able."

Brave Sir Robin Quotes

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot."

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled."

"If you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty big pointy teeth."

"That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads."

"To fight and—" – "No!" – "Put it back a bit!"

"He's not yet dead!"

"When trouble comes, sir Robin will bravely turn his tail."

"No ties for me, no reason to stay behind."

"He’s packing it in and hanging up his sword!"

"And [cue minstrel] there he is, off again, avoiding further a-fright."

"Oh! A hundred heads a day at least!"

"He used to kill dragons, but now he's retired."

The Knights Who Say "Ni!" Quotes

"We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!"

"Ni! Ni! Ni!"

"We demand... a shrubbery!"

"No, not the Knights Who Say Ni!"

"You must find... another shrubbery!"

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!"

"First you must find another shrubbery."

"Then you must bring it here beside us and place it beside the first shrubbery..."

"Then, when you have found the second shrubbery, you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring..."

"Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!"

"We shall not let you pass until you better an enemy of our choice, with a shrubbery."

"Now, go!"

Tim the Enchanter Quotes

"Some call me... Tim."

"What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

"There are some who call me... Tim?"

"Death! Death awaits you all... With nasty, big, pointy teeth!"

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

"You silly sod! You got us all worked up!"

"There he is!"

"He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!"

"That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

"There are so many rabbit-like creatures in there!"

"Run away!"

"Of course! It's the legendary black beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!"

French Taunter Quotes

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"I fart in your general direction!"

"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person."

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!"

"I'll blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king!"

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person."

"How dare you prof