Napoleon Dynamite is a cult classic film known for its quirky characters, offbeat humor, and memorable quotes that have stood the test of time. In this article, we dive into ten different categories of quotes from the movie, each highlighting a unique facet of the film’s charm. Each subtitle below contains a collection of twelve quotes that capture the essence of Napoleon Dynamite, from its hilarious one-liners to its more heartfelt moments. Whether you're a longtime fan looking to relive the hilarity or a newcomer looking to understand why this film has garnered such a dedicated following, these quotes will give you a taste of why Napoleon Dynamite remains a beloved staple in the world of comedy.
Napoleon Dynamite Famous Quotes
“I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?”
“You know, there's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”
"Girls want boyfriends who have great skills."
“Do the chickens have large talons?”
“You could drink whole if you wanted to.”
“Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.”
“It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
“I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”
“Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”
“Ligers are pretty much my favorite animal.”
“Stupid! Idiot!”
Unforgettable Kip Quotes
“Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.”
“I’m just really trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.”
“Your mom goes to college.”
“Like, anyone can even know that, Napoleon.”
“It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work.”
“Yeah. Things are getting pretty serious right now.”
“Peace out.”
“Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.”
“LaFawnduh is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm 100% sure she's my soulmate.”
“Don't be jealous ’cause I've been chatting online with babes all day.”
“Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack!”
“Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. But I still love technology. Always and forever.”
Hilarious Uncle Rico Quotes
“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”
“Oh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.”
“If only Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions.”
“I could throw a pigskin over them mountains.”
“You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
“I'm trying to change our futures. You have a client right here who needs something that’s durable.”
“I need a great deal of money.”
“We need some way to make us look official like we got all the answers.”
“I bet I could throw a football over them mountains.”
“Let me tell you, I had the perfect life back then.”
"I'm gonna go rip some lips now."
"I could've been a great pro athlete, but fate had other plans."
Funny Pedro Quotes
“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”
“Do you think people will vote for me?”
“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
“Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.”
“It is hot in here." (after shaving his head)
“I don't know...build her a cake or something.”
"There is no doubt in my mind."
“Are you going to eat your tots?”
"You have my vote because you have the best skills."
"I don't have much to say in life, but everything I do say, counts big time."
"I like your style. Keep it up. You've got my support."
"I must not fear failure if I ever want to taste success. Vote Pedro."
Classic Napoleon vs. Kip Moments
“Hey Napoleon, what did you do last summer again?”
“I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
“Did you shoot any?”
“Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?”
"Napoleon, don’t be mad at me just because I stopped talking to Grandma usually."
“Take a look at what I'm wearing, people usually envy my sense of style.”
“What are you trying to tell me Kip?”
"You're not too bad, Napoleon. After all, you're really good with a bo staff."
"I set up stuff for you all the time, even when I don’t feel like it."
"Napoleon, you're the one that dragged me into this. Now we're both stuck."
"Why are you always so jealous of me?"
"You don't understand because you choose not to be in the loop."
Iconic Tina Moments
“Tina, eat the food!”
“Eat the food!”
“Eat your food, Tina, God!”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”
"I've been slaving away for hours, and you're not even grateful."
"Tina, show some respect; I’m your superior."
"I do everything around here, Tina. What more do you want?"
"If you don’t eat, you’ll never grow big and strong, like me."
"I better not find a speck of food left in your dish, Tina."
"Tina, life owes you nothing. You owe life something; respect it."
"Tina, you might not appreciate this now, but one day you'll thank me."
"Feeding you is a thankless job, Tina. At least show some gratitude."
Sweet and Quirky Romance Quotes
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"Your mom goes to college."
"Do you want to play me?"
"You're pretty good at drawing."
"You look pretty tonight."
"I have a head full of dreams, which a mind like yours would fulfill."
"Your eyes light up the world every time I see you."
"I'm your biggest fan, forever waiting in the stands."
"Though we're quirky souls, our bond is pure gold."
"You make my clumsy heart dance, just by taking a glance."
"Together, our story is unwritten, but clearly, we're winning."
"For every reason to doubt, there’s a hundred to shout love."
Memorable School Life Quotes
“Do you guys have my number?”
“If you vote for me, it will be summer all year long.”
“I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.”
“Do you think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”
“You might've guessed me to be too shy to speak out, but school made me grow."
"In school, I found the courage to become what I'd kept hidden."
"The hallways are like runways; I found traction beneath my feet."
"Each book was a portal for my inquisitive mind."
"Freedom and expression were words we never had to say twice."
"Everyone wanted to be cool—well guess what, they didn’t invent nerds yet!"
"It's all about making memories at the speed of light!"
"Who needs a crystal ball, when we’ve got school predictions?"
Timeless Friendship Quotes
“It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
“Do the chickens have large talons?”
“I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”
"I think you know when you’ve got a real friend when no words are necessary."
"When you rescue me at midnight, I know you’re exactly what I need."
"I realized I laughed more with you than anyone else I’ve met."
"You’ve been my cushion when life tries knocking me down."
"Side by side, we've both conquered fears, one laughter at a time."
"Countless memories from summer camps made the school year easier."
"You helped me see the bright side when darkness clouded my path."
"Uncaring of time, our adventures together will last forever."
"True friends don't disappear, they remain when everyone else leaves."
Inspirational Moments from Napoleon Dynamite
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills... like nunchuck skills."
"I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"Napoleon, they're not bunnies, they're killing machines!"
"You've got to believe in your own magic before others see it."
"In life, you've just gotta keep moving like those dance steps."
"Skills come in many forms—find yours and let them flourish."
"Bo staffs and libraries weren't made for heroes; they were made for the ones just like us."
"I say, take the llama to water, and watch it bloom as a unicorn."
"Dancing is the most ingenious form of communication—it transcends words."
"In mind and heart, always be a champion like the class of '82!."
"One tiny step leads to a giant leap—dare to take it!"
"Napoleon, believe in yourself, because you already have all you need."
Final words
The whimsy, eccentricity, and authentic awkwardness of Napoleon Dynamite have charmed audiences around the globe, turning everyday utterances into iconic moments. In revisiting the film’s quotes, we witness a diverse tapestry of humor, friendship, and underdog triumphs that resonate with us all. It’s the film’s ability to capture the human experience with all its quirks and nuances that makes it truly relatable. Whether you’re looking to lift your spirits, find motivation, or simply enjoy a laugh, Napoleon Dynamite’s quotes offer something for everyone. They remind us to embrace the unexpected, celebrate individuality, and find magic in the mundane. So go ahead, channel your inner Napoleon, Kip, or Pedro; the world is your stage, and your wildest dreams await.
