Welcome to our exploration of Napoleon Dynamite quotes, a journey into the quirky and iconic lines from this cult-classic movie. Napoleon Dynamite, the offbeat character from the 2004 film of the same name, has left an indelible mark on pop culture with his awkward charm and peculiar sayings. Whether you're a superfan or new to the cult following, these categories will help you relive some of the most memorable and humorous quotes from the film, offering a dose of nostalgia and laughter. Each subtitle breaks down different aspects of Napoleon's world, from the legendary dance scene to his infamous skills, providing a comprehensive look at the lines that have become timeless in their wit and simplicity. Dive in and embrace the quirkiness that only Napoleon Dynamite can deliver!
Iconic Napoleon Quotes
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic."
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not."
"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!"
"Yeah, I took her to the dance."
"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Anything I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it because I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
"Lucky!"
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
Napoleon’s Random Wisdom Quotes
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"There's more where this came from if you're really interested."
"It's good for your posture."
"Build her a cake or something."
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
"Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you."
"I'm really busy right now."
"I see you're drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you're fat?"
"So you got my back and everything, right?"
"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
Dance Scene Quotes
"I see you're drinking 1% milk."
"My lips hurt real bad!"
"Man, I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state."
"Can you bring me my ChapStick?"
"I see you're drinking 1% milk."
"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
"Give me some of your tots!"
"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile."
"We both know I’m training to be a cage fighter."
"What are you drawing?"
"Vote for Pedro."
"They’re pretty cool, I guess."
The World of Napoleon Quotes
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"
"You know, there's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
"A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?"
"Will you bring me my ChapStick?"
"Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."
"I don't even have any good skills."
"Hey Napoleon, what did you do all summer again?"
"It's nice to get out of the house."
"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"Bow to your sensei."
"Your mom goes to college."
Napoleon and Pedro Quotes
"Vote for Pedro."
"Make yourself a dang quesadilla!"
"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
"Hey, can I have one of those buttons?"
"Do you think people will vote for me?"
"You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"There's a buttload of gangs at this school."
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"
"Tina, come get some ham."
"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now."
"My lip is real bad!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick?"
Unforgettable Skills Quotes
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!"
"I’m training to be a cage fighter."
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky!"
"Vote for Pedro, and your wildest dreams will come true."
"Just go upstairs and tell them to clean up after themselves."
"A cage fighter?"
"You could drink whole if you wanted to."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"Take a look at what I’m wearing, people."
"Give me some of your tots!"
Funny Quotes from Napoleon
"My lips hurt real bad!"
"Can I have some of your tots?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"I see you're drinking 1% milk."
"The way he delivers 'Idiot!' is classic."
"Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."
"Sure, like yeah, right."
"You're such an idiot!"
"Are you guys having a killer time?"
"What are you drawing? A liger."
"No, you're not gonna do anything today!"
"I don't even have any good skills, you know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills."
Napoleon’s Charm Quotes
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Vote for Pedro."
"Girls want boyfriends who have great skills."
"You're just jealous I've been chatting online with babes, all day."
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"
"Can I have some of your tots?"
"Yeah, right."
"I see you're drinking 1% milk, is that because you think you're fat?"
"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now."
"Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."
"Take a look at what I’m wearing, people!"
"Come get some dinner!"
Scenes We Love Quotes
"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
"Give me some of your tots!"
"What did you do all summer, Napoleon?"
"A liger is pretty much my favorite animal."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!"
"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?"
"Vote for Pedro."
"The way he says 'Idiot!' is pure gold."
"Are you guys having a killer time?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"
Napoleon’s Classic Quotes
"It's pretty much my favorite animal."
"I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"A liger."
"Unbelievable."
"Maybe I'll build her a cake or something."
"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it, 'cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."
"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"Lucky!"
"Can you bring me my ChapStick?"
"No, you're not gonna do anything today."
"Sweet! I caught you a delicious bass."
Final words
Navelling into Napoleon Dynamite's quotes offers a delightful and nostalgic experience filled with humor, quirkiness, and unique perspectives. With his distinctive persona, Napoleon sprinkles relatable yet outlandish wisdom that resonates with audiences to this day. These quotes remind us of the importance of embracing our individuality and owning our "skills," no matter how unusual they might be. His utterances have transcended the boundaries of the screen, finding places in memes, pop culture references, and even inspirational messages. By taking this trip through the quotes, you gain insights not just into Napoleon's world but also into the universality of being delightfully different. Whether sharing laughs over his wisest insights or relating to his magical interests, Napoleon's words continue to ignite joy and reflection. Let these quotes serve as both a laughter track and a life lesson to don your moon boots and walk the uncommon path with unabashed confidence!
