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100+ Classic Quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Welcome to our delightful collection of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes! This festive movie with its amusing and heartwarming moments never fails to bring cheer during the holiday season. With Chevy Chase's iconic performance as Clark Griswold, the film has gifted us countless memorable quotes. Whether you're a fan reminiscing on the film or seeking festive quotes to brighten your day, we've gathered some of the best lines from this holiday classic. Enjoy these 10 categories filled with 12 quotes each, reflecting on the funny, sentimental, and iconic moments of the movie. Happy quoting!
Funny Clark Griswold Quotes
"Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas."
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"It's a one-year membership in the Jelly-of-the-Month Club."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"Can't see the line, can you Russ?"
"I was just smelling—smiling! I was just blouse-browsing."
"Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
Heartwarming Quotes
"We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape."
"This is what Christmas is all about."
"The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin."
"We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"It's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"We've got to make it fun, easier, and warmer."
"This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."
"Faith, Love, and a whole lot of Christmas cheer."
"Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
"Joy to the world!"
"It’s the season to be jolly and joyous."
"This is the season for twinkling lights, holiday spirits, and family delights."
Memorable Cousin Eddie Quotes
"That there’s an RV. I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. It’s nice, don’t you think?”
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"Don’t go putting none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?"
"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now."
"I don’t know if I oughta go sailing down no hill with nothing but a piece of government plastic between my brain and certain death."
"Bingo. Big one."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
"Don’t go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head."
"You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"You bout ready to do some kissin'?"
Sarcastic Quotes
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
"Bend over and I’ll show you."
"Clark, we’re stuck under a truck!"
"Yes, indeed. The Griswold family Christmas tree."
"I can’t believe you’re actually standing here in my living room, Eddie."
"Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry, your party’s so lame."
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"It’s the season to be greedy."
Quotes about Family Chaos
"We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
"This is what Christmas is all about."
"We've got to make it fun, easier, and warmer."
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"It’s Christmas and we’re all in misery."
"This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency."
"The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin."
"Just be patient. It’s Christmas Eve."
"And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
"This is what Christmas is all about."
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"Joy to the world!
Christmas Tree Quotes
"Clark, we’re stuck under a truck!"
"Yes, indeed. The Griswold family Christmas tree."
"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
"Who needs a Christmas tree; it’s a symbol of the spirit of the Griswolds."
"Joy to the world! He’s collected enough firewood for a hundred Christmas Trees."
"The tree is indestructible."
"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
"She just spent ‘em all."
"Okay, we’re gonna have to go heavier on the Christmas lights this year."
Sentimental Quotes
"A Christmas with your family is worth all the chaos."
"This is the season for family love and care."
"You light up my life, Clark."
"Embrace the spirit of Christmas, my love."
"This is what Christmas is truly about."
"We’re surrounded by love and joy this season."
"Let’s make this a memorable holiday together."
"A heartfelt Christmas is all I need."
"You bring magic to our Christmas, Clark."
"A true family Christmas."
"Being with you is the best gift I could ever ask for."
"Cherish the moments with the ones you love."
Humorous Sparking Clark’s Enthusiasm Quotes
"Clark, we’re stuck under a truck!"
"You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Not going out of my way to build a new hole in the backyard this Christmas."
"Who needs a tree this big, anyway?"
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"Yes, indeed. The Griswold family Christmas tree."
"Clark, we’re stuck under a truck!"
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
Don't Go As Planned Quotes
"Clark, this is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."
"You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Not going out of my way to build a new hole in the backyard this Christmas."
"The lights aren’t twinkling, Clark."
"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now."
"Surprised, Eddie?"
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"Yes, indeed. The Griswold family Christmas tree."
"Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
"You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
Holiday Spirit Quotes
"We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"It’s the season to be jolly and joyous."
"This is what Christmas is all about."
"Faith, Love, and a whole lot of Christmas cheer."
"It's a full-blown holiday celebration."
"Joy to the world!"
"Christmas is about the joy and love we share."
"This is our family Christmas extravaganza."
"We’re surrounded by love and joy this season."
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin."
"We're all in this Christmas craziness together."
Final words
This collection of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes serves as a joyful reminder of the holiday spirit, familial love, and the humor that leads us through the chaos of Christmas. Each quote encapsulates a part of what makes this film a timeless Christmas classic. From the comedic genius of Clark Griswold to the unforgettable and somewhat tragic persona of Cousin Eddie, these quotes bring laughter and warmth into the holiday season. So as you prepare for your own holiday celebrations, let these quotes inspire and entertain you. Merry Christmas, and may your days be as bright and cheerful as the Griswold's holiday lights!
Explore over 100 memorable quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Relive the humor and charm of this holiday classic with our extensive collection of iconic lines.
