100+ Best Superbad Film Quotes That Went Viral – Iconic Lines & Memes

"We're not going to be friends in college? That's the worst thing I've ever heard."

"You're my best friend. You're the closest thing I have to a soulmate."

"I love you, man. I love you like a brother."

"We’ve been through everything together. We’re like Batman and Robin."

"No matter what happens tonight, we stick together."

"If you die, I’m going to be so pissed."

"You’re the only person who gets me, Seth."

"Even if we go to different schools, we’ll always be tight."

"You’d take a bullet for me, right?"

"Best friends don’t let best friends drive drunk."

"We’ve known each other since we were five. That’s, like, forever."

"I’d literally kill someone for you… hypothetically."

"I feel like I don't exist when she looks at me."

"Am I even cool? Like, objectively?"

"Everyone else seems to know what they're doing. I'm just faking it."

"I'm not popular. I'm not funny. I'm not even that smart."

"Why does everyone get invited to parties except me?"

"I just want one night where I don't feel like a loser."

"Do girls even notice guys like us?"

"I'm socially inept. It's like a disease."

"What if I never get laid before graduation?"

"I overthink everything. It’s exhausting."

"I wish I could be someone else for one night."

"Sometimes I think I’m invisible."

"McLovin? What kind of name is that? Sounds like a sandwich."

"I’m not fat, I’m horizontally challenged."

"I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room?"

"This isn't vodka. This tastes like feet."

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

"I’m like a chameleon, but instead of blending in, I stand out… badly."

"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination."

"I'm not lazy. I'm energy efficient."

"I’m not short. I’m concentrated awesome."

"I don’t need therapy. I just need everyone else to fix their problems."

"I would literally give her my kidney. And I barely know her."

"She smiled at me today. I think that means we’re getting married."

"I’ve had a crush on her since third grade. That’s nine years of suffering."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably sh*t."

"I wrote her a poem. It was mostly metaphors about pizza."

"If she dances with me tonight, I’ll consider my life complete."

"I don’t believe in soulmates, but I believe in her."

"She’s the Jennifer to my Brad, minus the marriage and divorce."

"I’d sell my Xbox to take her out on one date."

"My heart beats faster when she says my name. Even if it’s just to ask for homework."

"I’d fight a bear for her. A small bear, though. Like a raccoon."

"She’s the reason I check my hair in every reflective surface."

"Tonight is going to be legendary. I can feel it in my bones."

"This party is going to change our lives. Mark my words."

"I’ve waited my whole life for a night like this."

"We’re not losers tonight. Tonight, we’re stars."

"I’ve rehearsed my entrance three times already."

"If I don’t get laid tonight, I’m dropping out of high school."

"I hope there’s Jägerbombs. And girls. And Jägerbombs with girls."

"This is our moment. The universe is aligning."

"I’ve never been to a real party. This is like my prom, but with alcohol."

"I packed condoms. Just in case. No regrets."

"I’m going to dance so hard my ancestors will feel it."

"If I make it inside that house, I win high school."

"So… do you come here often? Wait, no—that’s a bar thing."

"I didn’t mean to stare. Your face is just… really close."

"I think I just winked at you accidentally. Or on purpose. I don’t know anymore."

"I laughed too hard at your joke. Now I look insane."

"I called my teacher ‘Dad’ yesterday. I still can’t show my face."

"I tried to flirt and ended up quoting Wikipedia."

"I waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me. Now I own a gas station."

"I sneezed and said ‘bless you’ to myself. Everyone heard."

"I told her she had nice eyes. Then added, ‘like a lizard.’"

"I tried to play it cool and spilled my drink on a plant."

"I asked if she wanted to ‘Netflix and chill’… then explained what it meant."

"I gave a compliment and immediately tripped over nothing."

"I’m McLovin. And I’m 25. On my license."

"You’re under arrest for being too cool for school."

"We’re not cops. We’re crime fighters."

"I carry mace, handcuffs, and a dream."

"I got a fake ID that says I’m Irish. And dead."

"I’m not drinking. I’m 18. And also a police officer now."

"We’re gonna patrol the streets. And maybe get snacks."

"I’ve always wanted to wear a badge. Even if it’s just for one night."

"I’m not saying I’m a hero, but have you seen my utility belt?"

"I write tickets for fun. And sometimes love."

"I’m not afraid of danger. I’m afraid of running out of hairspray."

"They call me Officer Friendly. Mostly because I smile a lot."

"One more shot won’t kill me. Probably."

"I don’t get hangovers. I get existential crises."

"Alcohol: because no great story started with someone eating a salad."

"I’m not drunk. I’m just enthusiastic about gravity."

"I thought beer would make me cooler. It just made me louder."

"I drank so much I saw my future failing before my eyes."

"I regret everything I’ve done tonight. But not enough to stop."

"I don’t need directions. I’ve got liquid courage."

"I’ll blame the tequila tomorrow. For everything."

"I came here for alcohol and poor choices. And I’m delivering."

"I don’t puke and drive. I puke and keep drinking."

"I thought confidence was a personality trait. Turns out it’s just rum."

"After tonight, everything changes. I can feel it."

"We’re not kids anymore. We’re almost adults. Sort of."

"College is going to tear us apart. I’m not ready."

"I don’t want to grow up. I want to stay 17 forever."

"High school sucked, but at least I knew where I stood."

"I’m scared of the future. What if I fail?"

"We used to play video games all day. Now we’re trying to get laid."

"I don’t know who I am without you around."

"Change is scary. But also kind of exciting."

"I’ll miss this mess. I’ll miss us."

"Let’s make tonight unforgettable. Because after this, nothing will be the same."

"I’m not ready to say goodbye. So I won’t."

"I’m McLovin! And I’m 25!"

"You’re driving me to hell, Jonah!"

"I’m not gay, but I love you, man."

"I drink your milkshake!"

"Don’t cockblock me, Evan!"

"This is our moment!"

"I’m like a chameleon!"

"I love you. I love you like a bro."

"I’m not fat, I’m horizontally challenged."

"I’ve waited my whole life for this!"

"We’re not going to be friends in college?"

"I’m concentrated awesome."