100+ Trolls Quotes: Hilarious & Savage Copy-Paste One-Liners

Wow, your opinion is so original—I’ve never heard someone be wrong in this exact way before.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Thanks for sharing your ignorance—it was the highlight of my day.

Your argument is as solid as a wet paper towel.

I’m not saying you’re dumb, I’m just saying you’re a perfect example of why some species shouldn’t breed.

Oh no, did I hurt your feelings? Let me get my tiny violin.

You must be so proud of being consistently incorrect.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me.

Congratulations! You've managed to fail at basic comprehension.

If ignorance were a superpower, you’d be unstoppable.

I didn’t think it was possible to be both boring and wrong, but here we are.

Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly rerouting to nowhere.

The moon is made of cheese, and NASA knows it—they just don’t want us all getting greedy.

Birds aren’t real. They’re government drones monitoring our sandwich consumption.

I once fought a kangaroo in a dream and won. That’s why I’m qualified to debate climate change.

Gravity is just a theory invented by Big Magnet to sell more weights.

Pineapple belongs on pizza because fruit has rights too.

I only trust information that comes from a raccoon named Greg.

Time doesn’t exist. Clocks are just hypnotizing us into obedience.

The Earth is flat, but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the week, it’s shaped like a croissant.

My dog told me democracy is a myth. He’s very well-informed.

Water isn’t wet. It’s just water pretending to be wet to fit in.

I believe in reincarnation. Last life, I was a WiFi signal in a basement.

Sunrise? More like government light show to keep us docile.

Never trust a man who owns more than three spoons. It’s the first sign of tyranny.

If your phone battery lasts less than 3 hours, you’re probably being haunted.

The best way to win an argument is to accuse the other person of being a lizard person.

Always wear mismatched socks. It confuses the algorithms.

A true leader eats cereal for dinner. Breakfast foods have hidden power.

Never make eye contact with a vending machine. They remember your choices.

If you sneeze after midnight, you’ve accidentally agreed to a contract with the internet.

The quieter the library, the higher the chance of silent Wi-Fi sabotage.

Only fools charge their phones to 100%. 69% is the optimal energy balance.

Never trust someone who likes both cats and dogs. They lack principles.

The real test of character is whether you fold or crumple your toilet paper.

True enlightenment comes when you realize emojis are ancient hieroglyphs.

The alphabet was designed by reptilian overlords to condition our thoughts.

Every time you say 'bless you' after a sneeze, you activate a microchip in your brain.

Rainbows are not natural—they’re government projectors testing mood control.

Cows are actually undercover agents collecting data on human behavior.

The number 7 is banned in 17 secret underground cities beneath Antarctica.

Dreams are just ads inserted by your subconscious during off-peak brain hours.

Shoelaces untie themselves because they’re spies reporting back to the Laundry Cartel.

The letter 'E' appears most often because it’s the government’s favorite spy letter.

Yawning is not fatigue—it’s your body rebooting to avoid detection.

Clouds are surveillance balloons filled with AI pigeons.

Bananas are genetically engineered to make us docile. Coincidence? I think not.

Silence isn’t empty—it’s where the government stores stolen conversations.

Please, whatever you do, don’t check your bank account. It’s definitely fine.

I wouldn’t suggest googling your own name unless you enjoy surprises.

Don’t look behind you. Probably just your imagination.

Whatever you do, avoid reading this sentence again. Nothing to see.

It’s totally safe to click this link. I mean, probably.

No one should ever try reversing their car without checking the driveway.

Don’t worry about that noise at 3 AM. Definitely not footsteps.

I would never tell you that your password is 'password123'.

Under no circumstances should you think about pink elephants.

You’re completely safe right now. Nothing creepy is happening.

There’s no reason to panic. Your phone isn’t listening. Probably.

Ignore any sudden urge to re-read this. It means nothing.

I’m just asking questions—why are you all so sensitive?

Is it illegal to point out that your profile picture looks Photoshopped?

Just curious—does anyone else think war is kind of overrated?

I’m not saying you’re lying, I’m just saying Google says otherwise.

Why does everyone get mad when I ask if their degree is fake?

I was just wondering—do you always speak this poorly, or is today special?

Not trying to start drama, but why do you still use Comic Sans?

Just a friendly reminder: breathing loudly is a crime in 12 countries.

No offense, but your cooking looks like something a raccoon assembled.

I’m not judging—much—but why wear socks with sandals in 2024?

Just asking: is it brave or reckless to post unfiltered selfies?

Not to be rude, but your opinion lacks sources. Can I cite it?

Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways… and we liked it.

We didn’t have emojis. We expressed emotions with actual faces. Revolutionary.

I miss when ‘loading’ meant staring at a spinning circle for 20 minutes.

Remember when ‘going viral’ meant you had the flu, not 3 likes?

Kids today don’t know the struggle of rewinding VHS tapes with a pencil.

Ah, the sweet sound of dial-up. Like angels singing through a fax machine.

In my time, ‘streaming’ meant holding a flag in the wind.

We had one channel and loved it. No complaints, just static and joy.

I earned my badges the old-fashioned way: surviving pop-up ads.

Back then, ‘cloud storage’ meant writing things down before it rained.

We didn’t need filters. Our memories were already blurry and grainy.

Real gamers played Pong. With two paddles. And no save points.

I came here to argue, but I forgot my brain at home. My bad.

After this post, I’ll return to my cave of shame and silence.

I’m not saying I’m irrelevant, but even Google autocomplete ignores me.

My last viral moment was a typo that got misinterpreted as genius.

I’m not lazy—I’m in energy-saving mode. Like a phone with 1% left.

I don’t need therapy. I just need everyone else to fix themselves.

I’m not arguing, I’m just loudly whispering my insecurities.

I didn’t lose the debate—I voluntarily withdrew from excellence.

My confidence is like Wi-Fi—strong signal, no actual connection.

I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition with missing instructions.

I don’t make mistakes. I create unexpected learning opportunities.

I’m not late. Everyone else is just early out of fear.

This one tip will change your life… said the guy who lives in his mom’s basement.

You won’t believe what happens next—probably nothing, honestly.

Scientists hate him! Because he’s annoying and not a scientist.

Here’s the secret to happiness: stop reading these fake tips.

They tried to ban this trick for boosting productivity. It’s called sleeping.

One weird trick to get rich: inherit money. Works every time.

You’ve been lied to about water. It’s actually 80% rumors.

This post will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Just kidding. It’s immortal.

Click here to unlock enlightenment. (Link leads to a picture of a cat.)

Experts shocked by this simple method: putting shoes on before leaving.

Warning: reading this may cause spontaneous eye rolls.

The government doesn’t want you to know this one fact: taxes exist.

I’d roast you, but even your haters have standards.

You’re not a troll—you’re just bad at being funny. There’s hope.

Even bots have better timing than your last joke.

You’re not edgy. You’re just recycling 2012 edgelord memes.

Your trolling needs work. Try practicing in front of a mirror.

I’ve seen more chaos in a toddler’s crayon box.

You call that trolling? My grandma argues better—and she’s dead.

You’re not disrupting norms. You’re just repeating bad takes.

Even the algorithm rolled its eyes at your last post.

You’re not controversial. You’re just uninformed and loud.

Your trolling has the depth of a puddle—and twice as much trash.

You’re not a villain. You’re a cautionary tale with Wi-Fi.