100+ Vector Despicable Me Quotes – Funny, Inspirational & Shareable Copy Ideas

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

"Banananana!"

"Gentlemen, our work is done. Let's go steal the moon."

"I have three children… and they all hate me."

"You were supposed to hit me with the freeze ray, not the tickle ray!"

"I’m surrounding myself with stupid people."

"Look! It’s fire! Fire bad!"

"Minion, stop licking the toilet!"

"I call this the Mega-Mega Freeze Ray!"

"It’s not a tumor!"

"Why would you name your child ‘Mergatroyd’?"

"I have a plan so evil, even my eyebrows are afraid."

"Even though you may be small, you can do big things."

"Family is everything."

"You don’t need superpowers to be a hero."

"Love changes everything."

"Sometimes good can come from the most unexpected places."

"It's never too late to change."

"The best inventions come from the heart."

"Even a villain can learn to care."

"Being different doesn't mean you're less."

"Kindness is the greatest superpower."

"Believe in yourself, even when no one else does."

"Every person has the power to make a difference."

"I am Gru, the greatest villain there ever was!"

"Fear the moon... because I will steal it!"

"I didn’t get where I am today by being nice."

"My plan is brilliant, diabolical, and completely unstoppable!"

"No one laughs at Gru!"

"I have a shrink ray, a freeze ray, and a really big magnet!"

"I’ll turn this planet into a giant parking lot!"

"The world shall tremble before my awesomeness!"

"I don’t need friends. I have machines!"

"My lair has traps, lasers, and yogurt!"

"I once scared a cactus."

"Evil is a full-time job."

"I never thought I’d say this, but I love you, girls."

"You’ve changed my life, Agnes, Margo, Edith."

"Adoption isn’t about finding parents for children. It’s about finding children for parents."

"I may not be the best dad, but I’m trying."

"You’re my family now. And I protect my family."

"Families stick together, no matter what."

"Even if I’m not your real dad, I feel like it."

"You made me believe in something greater than evil."

"Home isn’t a place. It’s the people you love."

"I used to dream of stealing the moon. Now I just want to see you smile."

"You gave me a second chance at having a heart."

"I’m not perfect, but I’m yours."

"Bello!"

"Poopaye!"

"Tank yu!"

"Banana!"

"Haha! Silly!"

"La bodaaa!"

"Wiiiii!"

"Nnnnnope!"

"Me want banana!"

"Happy!"

"Minion tired."

"Gelato!"

"If you’re going to do something, do it with style."

"Success comes from preparation and a well-timed freeze ray."

"Never let anyone tell you you’re too small to make a big impact."

"Dream big, plan bigger, execute biggest."

"I didn’t become the world’s greatest villain by giving up."

"Obstacles are just puzzles waiting to be solved."

"Efficiency, precision, and a touch of evil—that’s the formula."

"Greatness isn’t given. It’s taken."

"Winning isn’t everything—it’s the only thing."

"A true leader inspires fear and loyalty."

"Doubt is for amateurs."

"I don’t wait for opportunities—I create them."

"Can I have a unicorn?"

"Unicorns are real, right?"

"I love you, Gru."

"Are we a family now?"

"You’re my daddy!"

"I drew you as a superhero."

"We can live in a pineapple under the sea!"

"Do bad guys get hugs?"

"I believe in magic."

"You’re not scary anymore."

"Let’s have pancakes!"

"Everything’s better with glitter."

"Fish sticks!"

"Where’s my pants?"

"Ahahaha! No!"

"I have no idea what’s going on."

"Boom!"

"Not my job!"

"Uh-oh!"

"I’m a potato!"

"Why is everything wet?"

"I found a button!"

"Did someone order pizza?"

"I blame Kevin."

"You can’t spend your whole life being bad."

"Change starts with a single choice."

"Even the coldest heart can thaw."

"I used to define myself by my evil deeds. Now I define myself by my daughters."

"Redemption isn’t easy, but it’s worth it."

"The past doesn’t own you."

"Doing good feels better than doing evil."

"I’m not saying I’m a saint. But I’m trying."

"You don’t have to stay the same forever."

"Sometimes the biggest heist is stealing your own heart back."

"I traded world domination for bedtime stories."

"Being a hero suits me."

"It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!"

"Gru? More like Glue!"

"Bane of my existence!"

"I stole the moon!"

"Freeze ray, activate!"

"Minions, assemble!"

"One man’s trash is another man’s treasure."

"I have a daughter now?!"

"This calls for a dance party!"

"You’ve been vectorized!"

"Pew pew!"

"I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."