100+ Weird Bible Quotes That Will Shock and Amuse You

"And the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them." — Genesis 2:19

"The lion shall eat straw like the ox." — Isaiah 65:25

"Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox." — Job 40:15

"And the wolf shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid." — Isaiah 11:6

"Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk." — Exodus 23:19

"The bear robbed of her whelps shall rage upon the people." — 2 Samuel 17:8

"He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and oil out of the flinty rock." — Deuteronomy 32:13

"The stork in the heaven knoweth her appointed times; and the turtle and the crane and the swallow observe the time of their coming." — Jeremiah 8:7

"The wild donkeys stand on the hills, they snuff up wind like jackals." — Jeremiah 14:6

"He sendeth forth springs into the valleys, which run among the hills. They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst." — Psalm 104:10–11

"Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion?" — Job 38:31

"But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee." — Job 12:7

"And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you." — Leviticus 11:7

"Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." — Leviticus 11:12

"Ye shall not eat of anything that dieth of itself: thou shalt give it unto the stranger that is in thy gates, that he may eat it; or thou mayest sell it unto an alien." — Deuteronomy 14:21

"Ye shall not eat any manner of blood, whether it be of fowl or of beast." — Leviticus 7:26

"These are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination." — Leviticus 11:13

"Nevertheless, neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs." — Exodus 22:31

"They shall not offer wine offerings to the Lord, neither shall they be pleasing unto him." — Hosea 9:4

"Eat not the blood; for the blood is the life." — Deuteronomy 12:23

"All winged creeping things that go upon all four shall be an abomination unto you." — Leviticus 11:20

"Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth." — Leviticus 11:21

"The camel, though he cheweth the cud, is unclean because he divideth not the hoof." — Leviticus 11:4

"Of all clean birds ye shall eat. But these are they of which ye shall not eat..." — Deuteronomy 14:11–12

"Then I saw a beast rising out of the sea, having ten horns and seven heads." — Revelation 13:1

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." — Revelation 6:8

"And there came one like the appearance of a man, and touched me..." — Daniel 10:5

"I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God." — Revelation 6:9

"And I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth." — Revelation 7:1

"And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book?" — Revelation 5:2

"And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away." — Revelation 21:1

"And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit." — Revelation 20:1

"And the heavens departed as a scroll when it is rolled together." — Revelation 6:14

"And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon." — Revelation 12:7

"And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them." — Revelation 20:4

"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened." — Revelation 20:12

"And Elisha came again to Gilgal: and there was a dearth in the land; and the sons of the prophets were sitting before him..." — 2 Kings 4:38

"And he took the staff in his hand, and commanded the waters, and they were divided hither and thither." — 2 Kings 2:8

"And the iron did swim." — 2 Kings 6:6

"And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of Jacob...and he put the wood in order..." — 1 Kings 18:31–32

"And fire came down from heaven, and consumed the burnt sacrifice..." — 1 Kings 18:38

"And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed..." — Joshua 10:13

"And the walls of Jericho fell down flat..." — Joshua 6:20

"And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the Lord caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind..." — Exodus 14:21

"And the waters were divided." — Exodus 14:21

"And the cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the Lord filled the tabernacle." — Exodus 40:34

"And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt, and the frogs came up..." — Exodus 8:6

"And the manna ceased on the morrow after they had eaten of the old corn of the land..." — Joshua 5:12

"And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake." — Exodus 21:26

"And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death." — Leviticus 24:16

"And the men which murmured against the Lord were smitten before the Lord." — Numbers 11:1

"And Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God and took hold of it; for the oxen stumbled." — 2 Samuel 6:6

"And the anger of the Lord was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there for his error." — 2 Samuel 6:7

"And the Lord sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died." — Numbers 21:6

"And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses." — Numbers 16:32

"And fire came out from the presence of the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord." — Leviticus 10:2

"And the Lord plagued the people, because they made the calf..." — Exodus 32:35

"And the Lord said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod again." — Exodus 4:4

"And the firstborn of the Egyptians shall die, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill." — Exodus 11:5

"And the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven." — Genesis 19:24

"There is a path which no fowl knoweth, and which the vulture's eye hath not seen." — Job 28:7

"Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?" — Job 39:9

"Out of the ground made the Lord God every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air..." — Genesis 2:19

"And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth..." — Genesis 1:21

"Thou hast broken the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness." — Psalm 74:14

"Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? Or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?" — Job 41:1

"Who hath wakened justice to meet him? Who will appoint him his way, and cause him to come?" — Job 40:8

"And out of the earth came forth dragons, and the spirit of the giants." — Enoch 7:6 (non-canonical but influential)

"And there went out a wind from the Lord, and brought quails from the sea..." — Numbers 11:31

"And the cherubims spread forth their two wings..." — Exodus 25:20

"And the likeness of their faces was like the face of a man, and the face of a lion..." — Ezekiel 1:10

"And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him..." — Revelation 4:8

"Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren." — Genesis 9:25

"Blessed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy ground..." — Deuteronomy 28:4

"But if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God...all these curses shall come upon thee." — Deuteronomy 28:15

"Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store." — Deuteronomy 28:17

"The Lord shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee..." — Deuteronomy 28:22

"Cursed is he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do them." — Deuteronomy 27:26

"And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations." — Deuteronomy 28:37

"The Lord shall cause thine enemies to be smitten before thy face..." — Deuteronomy 28:7

"Cursed shall be the man that maketh any graven image..." — Deuteronomy 27:15

"Blessed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and blessed shalt thou be when thou goest out." — Deuteronomy 28:6

"The Lord shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses..." — Deuteronomy 28:8

"Cursed shall be thy coming in, and cursed shall be thy going out." — Deuteronomy 28:19

"Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark..." — Genesis 6:14

"Take unto thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee." — Jeremiah 36:2

"Lie upon thy left side, and lay the iniquity of the house of Israel upon it." — Ezekiel 4:4

"And I will make my covenant between me and thee, and will multiply thee exceedingly." — Genesis 17:2

"Go, get thee a new bottle, and put wine therein." — Jeremiah 13:12

"And thou shalt build an altar unto the Lord thy God..." — Judges 6:24

"Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering..." — Exodus 25:2

"Take a bunch of hyssop, and dip it in the blood...and strike the lintel..." — Exodus 12:22

"Gird thyself, and arise, and go down with me unto the sacrifice." — 1 Samuel 9:22

"And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the priests..." — Leviticus 21:1

"Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk." — Exodus 34:26

"Thou shalt make holy garments for Aaron thy brother for glory and for beauty." — Exodus 28:2

"And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him..." — Genesis 19:30

"And they made their father drink wine that night..." — Genesis 19:33

"And Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed..." — Genesis 17:17

"And Sarah was past age, and had ceased to bear after the manner of women." — Genesis 18:11

"And Isaac loved Esau because he did eat of his venison..." — Genesis 25:28

"And Rebekah said unto Jacob, Behold, I heard thy father speak..." — Genesis 27:6

"And Jacob said to Rachel, Is it not in the power of God to give thee children?" — Genesis 30:2

"And Judah said unto Tamar, his daughter in law, Remain a widow at thy father's house..." — Genesis 38:11

"And she arose, and went, and gleaned in the field after the reapers..." — Ruth 2:3

"And Elkanah said unto her, Hannah, why weepest thou?" — 1 Samuel 1:8

"And Manoah said unto the angel of the Lord, Let us detain thee..." — Judges 13:15

"And David gathered all Israel together from Shihor of Egypt even unto the entering of Hemath..." — 1 Chronicles 13:5

"And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes..." — Leviticus 15:7

"And the priest shall take cedar wood, and hyssop, and scarlet..." — Leviticus 14:4

"And he shall carry forth the bullock without the camp, and burn him..." — Leviticus 4:12

"And the priest shall take of the blood of the trespass offering..." — Leviticus 14:14

"And he shall pour of the oil into the palm of his own left hand..." — Leviticus 14:15

"And the priest shall put some of the blood upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed..." — Leviticus 14:14

"And he shall shave off all his hair, and his beard, and his eyebrows..." — Leviticus 14:9

"And the priest shall make an atonement for him before the Lord..." — Leviticus 14:20

"And he shall take two turtledoves, or two young pigeons..." — Leviticus 14:22

"And the priest shall take the lamb of the trespass offering..." — Leviticus 14:12

"And he shall kill the lamb in the place where he shall kill the sin offering..." — Leviticus 14:13

"And the priest shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar of the burnt offering..." — Leviticus 14:16