100+ Iconic Clueless Movie Quotes for Instant Nostalgia

Summary: Dive into the world of the iconic 90s movie "Clueless" with a curated collection of unforgettable quotes. This article celebrates the wit, humor, and relatable moments from the film, organized into ten engaging subtitles. Each section features twelve memorable quotes, capturing the essence of the characters and the charming, timeless dialog. Whether you’re a fan reliving the nostalgia or a newcomer discovering the charm, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and remind you why "Clueless" remains a cultural touchstone.

Famous Cher Horowitz Quotes

“Ugh, as if!”
“I totally paused!”
“Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble-y challenged?”
“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
“Oops! My bad.”
“I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate.”
“I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own.”
“Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.”
“Dude, what’s wrong with you?”
“She’s my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.”
“That was way harsh, Tai.”
“Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”

Iconic One-Liners

“Whatever!”
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
“I don’t care what anybody says about me. I didn’t mention names.”
“I hope not sporadically.”
“I really appreciate the way that you’ve been there for me.”
“I was just totally clueless.”
“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”
“I like shopping with Dr. Seuss.”
“You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”
“I’m going to find someone who is just as ambitious as I am.”
“Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period.”
“It’s like, I’m not a prude. I’m just highly selective.”

Memorable Dialog between Characters

“Dionne: Cher, I don’t want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don’t feel nothin’ like steel.”
“Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”
“Josh: You know, if you’re going to do something, you should do it right.”
“Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
“Mel: You divorce wives, not children.”
“Cher: Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.”
“Cher: I have direction. I’m just not sure where I’m headed.”
“Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”
“Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”
“Mel: Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes.”
“Murray: Woman, lend me five dollars.”
“Tai: No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's okay, but up close, it's a big ol' mess.”

Inspirational Moments

“You know what? I am majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh!”
“Do you want to practice parking?”
“Sometimes you’ve just gotta be young and let loose.”
“Cher: I know it sounds mental, but sometimes I have more fun vegging out than when I go partying.”
“Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”
“Cher: I totally paused!”
“I realized how much love I had been putting into my looks. And how I wasn't putting love into everything else.”
“Cher: It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion – I was just totally clueless.”
“Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.”
“Cher: I think you are a snob and a half.”
“Mel: What's the point? Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes.”
“Josh: You care about it, so it's no longer a bag of nothing.”

Humorous Observations

“Cher: You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
“Murray: Your toast is burnt, and no amount of scraping will get it off.”
“Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.”
“Cher: Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”
“Mel: Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes.”
“Mr. Hall: Could all conversations please come to a stop? Does anyone have any final thoughts?”
“Murray: Woman, lend me five dollars.”
“Dionne: Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in a misogynistic way.”
“Cher: Ugh, as if!”
“Travis: I'm glad to see you’re not a ditz.”
“Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”
“Cher: I totally paused!”

Quotes About Friendship

“Cher: She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.”
“Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”
“Cher: Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.”
“Tai: No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's okay, but up close, it's a big ol' mess.”
“Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.”
“Cher: Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.”
“Cher: Dee, I almost had sex with him!”
“Dionne: Cher, I don’t want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don’t feel nothin’ like steel.”
“Cher: Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.”
“Cher: Josh, are you busy? We’re having a conversation here.”
“Mr. Hall: Could all conversations please come to a stop? Does anyone have any final thoughts?”
“Cher: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.”

quotes On High School Life

“Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
“Cher: Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period.”
“Cher: I was just totally clueless.”
“Cher: So like, right now for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’”
“Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked and then they think of sex.”
“Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”
“Cher: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own.”
“Dionne: Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in a misogynistic way.”
“Cher: I think we should totally party with the Haitians.”
“Cher: Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemble-y challenged?”
“Cher: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.”
“Travis: Now, do you think that the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

Quotes On Love And Dating

“Cher: I’m going to find someone who is just as ambitious as I am.”
“Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”
“Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?”
“Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
“Josh: You know, if you’re going to do something, you should do it right.”
“Mel: You divorce wives, not children.”
“Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
“Cher: Cher, I was just totally clueless.”
“Murray: Woman, lend me five dollars.”
“Cher: I get upset with myself if I don’t win.”
“Cher: I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate.”
“Josh: You care about it, so it's no longer a bag of nothing.”

Classroom Quotes

“Mr. Hall: Could all conversations please come to a stop? Does anyone have any final thoughts?”
“Cher: So like, right now for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’”
“Dionne: Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in a misogynistic way.”
“Mr. Hall: If you do good deeds, don't speak about it.”
“Cher: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.”
“Cher: Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”
“Cher: I think we should totally party with the Haitians.”
“Cher: Misleading. To give a false or misleading account or impression.”
“Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.”
“Cher: I have direction. I’m just not sure where I’m headed.”
“Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked and then they think of sex.”
“Cher: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own.”

Quotes On Growing Up

“Cher: I was just totally clueless.”
“Josh: You know, if you’re going to do something, you should do it right.”
“Mel: You divorce wives, not children.”
“Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
“Cher: I get upset with myself if I don’t win.”
“Cher: I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate.”
“Josh: You care about it, so it's no longer a bag of nothing.”
“Cher: You know what? I am majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh!”
“Cher: I totally paused!”
“Mel: What's the point? Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes.”
“Cher: It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion – I was just totally clueless.”
“Cher: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own.”

Final words

In conclusion, "Clueless" has cemented its place as one of the most quoted movies of the 90s, filled with memorable lines that continue to resonate with audiences today. Through its sharp wit and charming characters, the film offers insights into friendship, fashion, high school life, and growing up, all while delivering countless laughs. This collection of quotes highlights the brilliance of the script and the timeless appeal of the movie. Whether you’re reminiscing about the past or discovering it anew, the wisdom and humor of "Clueless" will always be relevant. Cher Horowitz and her friends remind us that even when we feel totally clueless, navigating life with a bit of charm and a sense of humor can go a long way. So, as Cher would say, “Whatever!” — just embrace the ride and enjoy these iconic moments.