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Over 100 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes for Ultimate Laughs
Napoleon Dynamite, the quirky cult classic from the early 2000s, has left an indelible mark on pop culture. With its deadpan humor and eccentric characters, the film is filled with quotes that have become iconic. This compilation delves into the most memorable lines from the movie, categorized under amusing and insightful subtitles. Each quote showcases the unique charm and oddity of the film, capturing the essence of its humor and the peculiar world of Napoleon Dynamite. Whether you’re a long-time fan or a newcomer, these quotes are sure to entertain and remind you why the film holds a special place in cinematic history.
Classic Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?"
"You got like three feet of air that time."
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"You gotta mix 'nana and orange."
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bow staff."
"I bet I could throw a football over them mountains."
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
Funny Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
"Numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"You know, there's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"Your mom goes to college!"
"Can you bring me my chapstick? My lips hurt real bad."
"Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon."
"We both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter."
"Do you think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"
Wisdom and Life Lessons Quotes
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"Follow your heart. That's what I do."
"It's a free country. I can do whatever I want."
"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"You shouldn't care what other people think of you, right?"
"Just listen to your heart. That's what I do."
"Build her a cake or something."
"Didn't you know that I could make my own clothes? I'm a godfather at design."
"Great, I can finally use my tetherball skills."
"Just put in the effort, Napoleon."
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?"
Pedro Friend Quotes
"Vote for Pedro."
"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."
"I'm gonna build her a cake."
"Do you think people will vote for me?"
"They should be happy with you."
"Nobody plays the bass guitar like you."
"Remember to follow your heart."
"Just listen to your own voice."
"I don't understand a word you just said."
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
"You're pretty good with a bow staff."
Romantic and Love Quotes
"Will you go to the dance with me?"
"It's getting kinda serious."
"Napoleon, you are just the guy I'm looking for."
"You are crushing my soul."
"I like her bangs."
"Can't even get a decent run in these things."
"I think pretty much the best thing about being Napoleon is Perth, Indiana."
"Build her a cake or something."
"You're really good at drawing, Lyle."
"I've been drawing all day; how's that for fun?"
"We both know that I'm training to be an artist."
"When are you getting back on the horse?"
Quirky and Eccentric Quotes
"Gosh!"
"Tina, eat, food!"
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?"
"You got like three feet of air that time."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"You gotta mix 'nana and orange."
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bow staff."
"I bet I could throw a football over them mountains."
Kip Forever Quotes
"Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"You're just mad because I've been online chatting with babes all day."
"LaFawnduh is the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Napoleon, like anyone can even know that."
"I like her clothes. They're real cute."
"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see."
"You're just mad because I believe in the future."
"I have skills."
"LaFawnduh is the best, right?"
"Napoleon, being the kind of family man I am, I would do anything for my family."
"You can't take a selfie without looking good."
"We're both loyal family men, Napoleon."
Uncle Rico's Memorable Quotes
"I could throw a football over those mountains."
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile."
"What is 'tater' tots?"
"Coach would have put me in fourth quarter, we'd have been state champions, no doubt."
"If only I could go back in time. I'd take state."
"Check this out. Watch this."
"Napoleon, let's catch me some dinner."
"He's got more coverage than anyone else in this town."
"The best part of the day is when I get to come home."
"Hey, Napoleon, give me some of your tots."
"This is a great campsite, right?"
Iconic and Memorable Quotes
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"Your mom goes to college!"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"I'll build her a cake or something."
"We both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter."
"You got like three feet of air that
Discover the most hilarious and memorable quotes from Napoleon Dynamite. Dive into over 100 iconic lines that capture the quirky humor and charm of this cult classic film.
