100+ Humorous Quotes About Life: Laugh Your Way Through the Ups and Downs

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today.

Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.

Great things never come from comfort zones.

Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally, it comes from what you do consistently.

The harder you work for something, the greater you’ll feel when you achieve it.

Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Keep your face always toward the sunshine—and shadows will fall behind you.

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive—to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.

The best way out is always through.

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all the darkness.

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude.

Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

You are my today and all of my tomorrows.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.

Every moment with you is like a beautiful dream I never want to wake up from.

You’re the closest to heaven, I’ll ever be.

I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

No matter whether we’re together or apart, you’ll always be in my heart.

You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it won’t take off.

I asked the gym instructor if I could lie on the floor and pretend I was a carpet. He said that’s not working out.

I told my dog all my problems and he fell asleep.

I’m not late. Everyone else is just early.

I don’t need therapy, I just need to win the lottery.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Moderation is the key to all things.

Whosoever desires constant success must change often.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

An unexamined life is not worth living.

Know thyself.

No man ever steps in the same river twice.

The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance.

To find yourself, think for yourself.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.

He who is not a good servant will not be a good master.

Courage is knowing what not to fear.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.

She believed she could, so she did.

You are enough just as you are.

I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.

Self-worth comes from one thing—thinking that you are worthy.

Owning our story and loving ourselves through that process is the bravest thing we’ll ever do.

You don’t need to be perfect to be amazing just as you are.

Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.

Turn your wounds into wisdom.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Out of difficulties grow miracles.

The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.

Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.

It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.

Strength doesn’t come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn’t.

Scars are proof that you survived.

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.

Sometimes when you’re in a dark place you think you’ve been buried, but you’ve actually been planted.

When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s the point.

Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.

Opportunities don't happen. You create them.

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

Success is not in what you have, but who you are.

Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire.

Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world.

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate.

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Life becomes easier and more beautiful when we can see the good in other people.

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

Life is not measured in years, but in the moments that take your breath away.