100+ Short Funny Inspirational Quotes for Everyday Motivation
Short funny inspirational quotes are nuggets of wisdom wrapped in humor, blending insight with a chuckle. These quotes provide a lighthearted approach to motivation, reminding us that laughter is a powerful tool for perspective. Each subtitle explores a different aspect of life through witty one-liners, aiming to uplift and entertain. Whether it's about the quirks of daily life, challenges, or self-encouragement, these quotes serve as a reminder that a great sense of humor can make any journey more enjoyable. Enjoy this collection of clever and amusing quips that cheer you up and inspire you to smile through life's ups and downs.
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't wake up."
"If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door."
"I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake."
"Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
"Dream big, but try not to oversleep."
"You can't be late until you show up."
"Keep your heels, head, and standards high."
"If plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters—204 if you're in Japan."
"Turn your face towards the sun and the shadows will fall behind you."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"Motivation is for amateurs; the rest of us just show up and get to work."
"Nothing works unless you do."
"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
"Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside."
"I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions."
"Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect."
"Nothing can dim the light that shines from within."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening; it just stops you from enjoying the good."
"Be yourself! Everyone else is already taken."
"The best way to predict the future is to create it."
"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito."
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
"Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm."
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
"If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day."
"Change is not a four-letter word...but often your reaction to it is!"
"Embrace the glorious mess that you are."
"Out with the old, in with the new is fittingly descriptive of the sudden change that overtakes life."
"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."
"When you’re finished changing, you’re finished."
"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional."
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
"To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly."
"Change your thoughts and you change your world."
"There is nothing wrong with change if it is in the right direction."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."
"Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it’s all that matters."
"The only joy in the world is to begin."
"To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others."
"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need."
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it."
"A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure."
"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it."
"Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right."
"A good laugh is sunshine in the house."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."
"Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."
"Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them."
"If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs."
"Success is where preparation and opportunity meet."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
"You don’t need to be better than anyone else; you just need to be better than you used to be."
"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises."
"You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
"Self-care is not a luxury; it is a necessity."
"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax."
"Take care of yourself first. You can’t pour from an empty cup."
"Be you. Do you. For you."
"You owe yourself the love that you so freely give to other people."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you, instead of what’s left of you."
"Lighten up on yourself. No one is perfect. Gently accept your humanness."
"Make yourself a priority. At the end of the day, you’re your longest commitment."
"Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much, there’s nothing else you can give."
"Nurturing yourself is not selfish – it’s essential to your survival and your well-being."
"You are enough just as you are."
